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At four o'clock, Molly unfolded the birthday invitation across a cafe table sticky with marmalade. A cartoon dragon grinned beneath the words, PRINCESS POPPY'S MAGICAL SEVENTH. Bill leaned closer, wearing a false mustache so luxurious that two sparrows had already investigated it for nesting rights. Molly tapped the address sternly. “The target is Rosewood Hall, and the presents will be beside the chocolate fountain, probably.” Bill studied the invitation upside down, because he believed this made clues nervous. Behind the counter, a waiter polished one glass for so long that Molly suspected he was enjoying their complete lack of subtlety. “Excellent. I shall enter disguised as a magician, while you impersonate the entertainment coordinator confidently.” Molly regarded his mustard waistcoat, purple cape, and shoes with silver moons glued over the toes. Bill had purchased the ensemble from a bankrupt ventriloquist, along with a wooden duck named Inspector Beak, who squeaked. “No magician wears a mustache with its own weather system. Also, you cannot perform magic.” Bill lifted Inspector Beak from his satchel and made the duck bow. Its head fell off, rolled through a puddle of tea, and stopped against the sugar bowl. He retrieved it with wounded dignity intact. “That is deliberate. Children adore incompetent magicians because competence reminds them of dentists and homework.” Molly drew a floor plan on a napkin. The hall contained one ballroom, two kitchens, three exits, and a cupboard labeled Emergency Glitter. She circled the gift table, then marked the route toward the courtyard. “We slip inside during musical statues, load everything into the laundry cart, then leave quietly.” Bill frowned. Quiet departures offended his professional principles. His previous escape had involved a tandem bicycle, seventeen saucepans, and a police horse called Susan. Nobody had caught him, though Susan had requested an autograph afterward. “Quietly is suspicious. We need confusion, spectacle, and perhaps a small but dignified indoor volcano.” Molly pinched the bridge of her nose. Across the cafe, both sparrows returned and settled on Bill's mustache. He remained perfectly still, apparently afraid that sudden movement might trigger rent negotiations or an unexpected family expansion. “No volcanoes. Last time you made one, it erupted custard for six consecutive Thursdays indoors.” Bill shooed the birds, losing half his mustache and all his authority. He peered at the invitation again. A tiny printed sentence near the dragon's tail caused his eyebrows to perform separate emergency evacuations upward. “Molly, admission requires each adult to bring a child. We have overlooked the actual child.” They stared at Inspector Beak. The duck stared back with the blank confidence of someone already holding forged documents. Molly fitted its head on backward. Somehow this improved both its expression and criminal potential considerably. “We put him in a bonnet and claim he is shy, wooden, and unusually mature.” Bill considered the duck, the bonnet, and the complexities of stealing from children who might possess sharper teeth than expected. “Agreed. But if anyone asks, Inspector Beak handles negotiations, nappies, and all ethical objections personally.”