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“Molly, the invitation says Princess Pippa turns six at two. We enter at one fifty-five, mingle, locate the gift mountain, and vanish before cake.” Molly lowered binoculars. “You forgot the bouncy castle.” “I did not forget it. I fear it. Last time, I bounced into a hedge and apologised to a gnome.” “Focus. You wear the magician’s cape, I carry the empty piñata, and we tell every adult we’re entertainers.” “What is our act?” “Silent disappointment. It plays well with parents.” “And the presents?” “You distract Pippa with a balloon animal. I load dolls, robots, and suspiciously expensive educational toys into the piñata.” “What animal?” “A snake. Children respect snakes. Also, it explains why you are wearing the cape backwards.” “The parents will notice a six-foot snake with a moustache.” “Then shave the snake. Not you; the snake. Your moustache is our emergency disguise.” “I hate how often your plans require facial hair.” “That is why we are professionals, Bill. Now smile. Here comes a clown carrying the good wrapping paper.” Bill adjusted his cape. “If he asks questions?” “No. And keep your shoes out of the jelly, please.”