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Molly spread the stolen floor plan across Bill's knees while their van idled opposite the community hall, wheezing exhaust like an embarrassed dragon in winter. “The target is six years old, wears a paper crown, and controls thirty-seven presents. Security consists of parents, balloons, and one suspicious grandmother named Doris.” Bill studied the plan upside down, nodding with professional gravity. A purple balaclava covered his face, though he had forgotten to cut eyeholes entirely again. “I dislike grandmothers. They notice everything. Mine identified me during that bank job from my posture, getaway bicycle, and sequined jacket alone on television immediately.” Molly turned the plan around. Their entrance, marked with a skull, was actually the kitchen. Their exit, marked escape, appeared to be a broom cupboard. “We enter disguised as entertainers. You juggle, I perform magic, then we load gifts into the cake trolley during the birthday song finale and vanish.” Bill pulled off the balaclava, revealing face paint, one false eyebrow, and a red nose that squeaked whenever he inhaled through his left nostril loudly. “Small problem: I cannot juggle. Last time I tried, three oranges hospitalized a vicar, and the fourth is probably still orbiting Birmingham somewhere even now.” Across the street, children stampeded into the hall wearing pirate hats. Each carried a present, except one boy dragging an enormous stuffed crocodile behind him. “Forget juggling. Hold this wand, shout mysterious nonsense, and look confident. Children accept any absurdity if an adult says it beside glitter and dry ice.” Molly opened a suitcase containing smoke bombs, lock picks, rabbit ears, and thirty meters of bunting. Bill lifted the wand. Its silver tip flashed ominously. “Why did it flash? Wands should not flash unless they are magical, explosive, or manufactured by that discount spy shop near the old sewage works.” A jet of sparks shot through the van roof. Outside, the stuffed crocodile toppled. Its owner stared at the smoking hole, then began applauding enthusiastically. “Excellent. We have our act. You are Blazing Bill, wizard of insurance claims. I am Madame Molly, mistress of strategic cake relocation and parcel disappearance.” They crossed beneath a banner reading HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ALFIE. Molly pushed the cake trolley. Bill followed, wand hidden inside a limp balloon giraffe for safety. “Remember, take only wrapped presents. Unwrapped toys are evidence. Also, avoid anything that barks, leaks, ticks, or requests batteries in seventeen languages, including Welsh twice.” At the door stood Doris, compact and silver-haired, holding a clipboard like an axe. Her stare pinned them. Molly whispered to Bill, who swallowed hard. “Password?” “You said there was no password.” “There is always a password when someone owns a clipboard.” “Then say something educational, wholesome, and quickly convincing.” Bill straightened, squeaking his nose. Behind Doris, mountains of bright parcels gleamed beside the cake. He raised the wand, which began fizzing softly but alarmingly. “We represent the Royal Academy of Advanced Birthday Mathematics. We teach subtraction. For instance, thirty-seven presents minus thirty-seven presents equals a valuable lesson in sharing.”