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“Molly, the invitation says Princess Poppy’s fifth birthday. Are we robbing a room full of toddlers?” “Not robbing, Bill. Redistributing. Parents bought gifts; they can afford replacements.” “That is the worst Robin Hood speech I’ve ever heard.” “Robin Hood never had to dodge balloon arch.” “What is the plan?” “We enter disguised as entertainers. You’re a magician.” “Two involve a rabbit that hates me.” “Perfect. Children respect rage.” “And you?” “A fairy godmother. I wave a wand, announce a treasure hunt, and herd everyone into the garden.” “What if it rains?” “Then call it a puddle quest.” “While they’re hunting, we load presents into the cake-delivery van.” “Why do we have a cake-delivery van?” “Because you stole one last Tuesday.” “It was parked illegally.” “It was parked in a bakery.” “Details. What about the parents?” “Free prosecco by the patio heater.” “That seems reckless.” “We are thieves, Bill, not event planners.” “Suppose a child recognizes me?” “Say you’re the Great Billini.” “Suppose they ask for a trick?” “Make the presents disappear.” “Suppose they ask where they went?” “Say, ‘Check with your parents.’ It builds family communication.” “Molly, this feels evil.” “Good. Evil wears comfortable shoes. Put on the clown loafers.”