Run: 2026-07-09-01KX40YSHHDFCMN1BTFH5HQ294

“Molly, why are we whispering? It’s a bouncy castle, not Fort Knox.” “Because, Bill, children have ears like bats and grudges like tax inspectors.” “We’re stealing presents, not national secrets.” “Same principle. Look at the loot list: robot dinosaur, glitter microscope, seventeen identical unicorn purses.” “Who gives seventeen unicorn purses?” “Grandparents who panic in shopping centres.” “So what’s the plan?” “You go in dressed as a magician.” “I don’t know magic.” “You know how to make a wallet disappear.” “Only mine. Usually into a pub.” “I’ll be the assistant.” “In sequins?” “In authority. I’ll announce a surprise party trick.” “And then?” “You distract them with a card trick.” “I have cards.” “You have parking tickets.” “They’re rectangular.” “Fine. While you explain the mystery of the disappearing Ford Fiesta, I load the gifts into the cake trolley.” “The cake trolley has a cake on it.” “Not after I replace it with cushions.” “Children will notice their cake is cushions.” “Only if they’re hungry.” “Children are always hungry.” “Then we improvise.” “With what?” “You eat a cushion.” “I’m not eating a cushion.” “Bill, commitment is why you’re still a petty thief.” “I prefer ‘small-business criminal.’” “Put on the cape.” “It has stars.” “Good. Children trust stars.” “Children also trust clowns.” “Exactly why we’re not bringing Gary.”