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Molly spread the blueprint across the kitchen table. It was actually a coloring page of a pirate ship, but she had circled the cake table in red crayon and labeled the treasure chest “PRESENTS.” “Tonight,” she whispered, “we infiltrate the birthday party, seize the gifts, and vanish before anyone suspects a thing.” Bill peered over her shoulder. “You mean the party next door?” “The very same.” “The one attended by eight-year-olds, three parents, and a golden retriever named Pickle?” “Precisely.” “Why are we stealing from children?” “Because children are careless with security. Also, one of them has reportedly received a remote-controlled dinosaur.” Bill’s eyes narrowed. “That is a compelling lead.” Molly pulled two paper hats from her coat. One said HAPPY BIRTHDAY. The other said I’M FIVE. “Disguises,” she said. “The second one is not a disguise. It’s a confession.” “Confidence is ninety percent of burglary.” “What’s the other ten percent?” “Knowing where the bathroom is.” They crept toward the garden fence, Molly carrying a laundry basket and Bill carrying a grappling hook. The hook was attached to a jump rope. “I still think we should use the gate,” Bill said. “Too obvious.” “The gate is specifically designed for entering.” “Exactly. Nobody expects it.” They reached the party. Balloons bobbed above the hedge, and a chorus of children shouted as someone discovered the piñata. Molly crouched behind a shrub. “Observe. The presents are stacked beneath the dessert table.” Bill squinted. “That table is guarded by a toddler.” “He’s holding a plastic sword.” “His stance is excellent.” “Then we distract him.” “With what?” Molly produced a squeaking rubber chicken. Bill stared. “You brought that?” “I bring options.” She squeezed it. The chicken shrieked. Every child turned. “Now,” Molly hissed. They sprinted across the lawn. Bill reached the gift pile first and grabbed a large box. “Got one!” “That’s a cake,” Molly said. “It’s wrapped.” “It has frosting leaking through the paper.” “Then it’s a cake with ambition.” A boy pointed at them. “Hey! Who are you?” Molly straightened, balancing the laundry basket on her hip. “We’re the entertainment.” Bill nodded solemnly. “A very disappointing magic act.” The boy looked uncertain. “Can you make presents disappear?” Molly smiled. “Absolutely.” She swept three packages into the basket. Bill followed, but the golden retriever bounded over and seized his trouser cuff. “Pickle has detected movement!” Bill yelped. “Offer him the squeaky chicken!” “I used it!” “Offer him your dignity!” “I left it at home!” The dog tugged. Bill spun once, twice, and landed beneath the dessert table. A shower of napkins fell around him. Molly grabbed his collar. “Abort mission!” “But the dinosaur!” “Leave it!” “Never!” He snatched the box as Pickle barked triumphantly. Together they scrambled through the gate, pursued by children chanting, “Magic thieves! Magic thieves!” At the alley, Molly opened the box. Inside sat a handwritten card: FOR GRANDMA, LOVE TIMMY. Bill sighed. “We stole a scarf.” Molly examined it. “A very soft scarf.” From next door came the birthday boy’s voice. “Come back! You forgot the cake!” Molly tucked the scarf under her arm. “We return at dawn.” Bill glanced at the frosting-covered box. “And perhaps negotiate a less criminal career.” “Agreed.” “Such as?” “Children’s party catering.” “Is that less criminal?” “Only if we stop taking the tips.”