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Molly crouched behind the hedge, studying the balloon-covered bungalow through binoculars. Bill wore a caterer’s jacket, a fake moustache, and the expression of a man regretting every career decision. “Remember,” Molly whispered, “we’re not robbing children. We’re redistributing festive assets.” “They’re presents, Molly.” “Exactly. Assets with bows.” Inside, a magician made a rabbit disappear while twenty children screamed with delight. Bill flinched. “What if they notice the sack?” “They’ll think you’re Santa.” “It’s July.” “Summer Santa. Very progressive.” Bill adjusted his moustache. “Why can’t we steal diamonds like normal criminals?” “Because diamonds don’t come with remote-control dinosaurs.” “The birthday boy is six.” “Then he lacks vision.” Molly pointed toward the side gate. “You distract the parents. I enter through the kitchen, disable the gift table, and load everything into the van.” “Disable it?” “I’m taking the presents, Bill, not interrogating them.” A woman opened the back door carrying a tray of juice boxes. Bill froze. “Go,” Molly hissed. “What do I say?” “Anything charming.” Bill stumbled forward. “Hello! I’m from the—” “The caterers?” the woman asked. “Yes. We’ve had reports of… unauthorized cake.” She blinked. “What?” “Very dangerous,” Bill said. “Could be frosting.” From the hedge, Molly sighed, slipped through the gate, and muttered, “I should have recruited the rabbit.”