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Molly spread the crayon map across the café table. “Right. The party starts at two. Twenty children, thirty adults, one magician, and a mountain of presents.” Bill squinted. “Why’s the kitchen drawn as a dinosaur?” “Because I borrowed the map from the birthday boy.” “And the purple volcano?” “Downstairs toilet.” “Dangerous?” “Historically.” Bill sipped his tea. “I still don’t like stealing from children.” “We’re not stealing from children.” “You said the presents belong to children.” “They belong to one child. Singular. An important ethical distinction.” “It really isn’t.” “Besides, they’re not presents.” “What are they?” “Insurance fraud.” Bill lowered his cup. “The presents are committing insurance fraud?” “The father is. Victor Vane, disgraced toy magnate. He’s hidden ten thousand pounds in counterfeit banknotes inside the gift boxes.” “How do you know?” “His accountant told me.” “Why?” “I was holding his accountant upside down.” “Professionally?” “Impeccably.” A waitress passed. Molly smiled until she was gone. Bill whispered, “So we enter disguised as parents?” “Too ordinary. Parents are noticed.” “Children?” “You’re six foot three.” “I was tall for my age.” “We’re going as entertainers.” Bill stared at her. “No.” “Yes.” “No balloons.” “You won’t have balloons.” “No face paint.” “No face paint.” “No trousers with an emergency release.” Molly paused. “That was one time.” “The trousers hit a bishop.” “He forgave me.” “He pressed charges.” Molly tapped the map. “I’ll be Madame Mysteria, glamorous illusionist. You’ll be my assistant.” “Why am I always the assistant?” “Because you once locked yourself inside an unlocked van.” “The handle was emotionally confusing.” “At two fifteen, the real magician arrives. We intercept him here.” “The purple volcano?” “The driveway.” “You’ve colored it purple.” “The birthday boy has a limited cartographic palette.” “And how do we intercept him?” “You tell him the party’s canceled.” “What if he sees the party?” “Stand in front of it.” “With what, a hill?” “With conviction.” Bill leaned closer. “Suppose he ignores me.” “Then I release the rabbit.” “What rabbit?” “The magician’s rabbit.” “We’re stealing his rabbit too?” “Borrowing. It’ll cause a distraction.” “Rabbits don’t cause distractions.” “This one has a small cymbal.” Bill closed his eyes. “Of course it does.” “We enter. I perform six minutes of magic.” “You know magic?” “I can make a wallet disappear.” “That’s theft.” “The audience rarely distinguishes.” “And while everyone watches you?” “You collect the presents.” “All of them?” “All rectangular packages with gold ribbon.” “What if someone sees me?” “You’re playing a party game.” “Called?” “Pass the Parcel to the Suspicious Van.” “That title needs work.” “Fine. Treasure Hunt.” “What’s the treasure?” “You, if the police ask.” Bill studied the map. “Exit route?” “Through the kitchen, over the fence, into the van.” “The dinosaur, the green scribble, then the brown rectangle?” “The brown rectangle is Grandma.” “She’s enormous.” “She’s wearing a fur coat.” “In July?” “She’s suspicious.” “More suspicious than two fake magicians carrying twenty presents and a percussion rabbit?” “Marginally.” Bill sighed. “What if the notes are real?” “Then we return them anonymously.” “And if they’re counterfeit?” “We give them to the police.” “And our payment?” “The accountant gives us Victor’s diamond cufflinks.” “So this is morally respectable theft?” “Exactly.” “With costumes.” “Naturally.” “And no balloons.” “Absolutely.” A waiter approached carrying a giant red balloon tied to a parcel. Bill pointed. “Molly.” Molly looked under the table. Their black equipment case was gone. The waiter said, “Compliments of the gentleman by the window.” The window seat was empty. Bill read the parcel’s label. “Happy birthday, thieves.” The balloon popped. Purple glitter engulfed them. Molly blinked through the sparkling cloud. “Change of plan.” Bill spat out glitter. “We’re not doing the party?” “Oh, we’re doing the party.” “Why?” Molly lifted the box. Inside sat a white rabbit holding two tiny cymbals. It clashed them cheerfully. “Because,” Molly said, “the magician just declared war.”