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Molly spread the blueprints across the café table, pinning each corner with a sugar bowl, a chipped mug, and two muffins she had no intention of eating. Outside, rain polished the street. Inside, Bill wore a paper crown and looked worried. “Why are you wearing that?” “It’s reconnaissance.” “It says Birthday Princess.” “I infiltrated the party shop.” “You bought a crown.” “I learned things.” Molly tapped the blueprint. The house belonged to the Bellington family, whose children’s parties were legendary. Last year, every guest had received a remote-controlled dinosaur. This year, a delivery van had unloaded enough presents to make Christmas file a complaint. “The party starts at two,” Molly said. “Magician at three. Cake at four. During the magician’s finale, everyone watches the rabbit.” “What rabbit?” “The rabbit he produces.” “What if he produces a dove?” “Then everyone watches the dove.” “What if he produces nothing?” “Then he’s not much of a magician.” Bill nodded gravely. A waitress approached, noticed the blueprint labeled OPERATION TINY TREASURE, and retreated without asking whether they wanted refills. Molly traced a route from the garden gate to the playroom. It avoided the kitchen, the parents, and a bouncy castle shaped like a furious octopus. “We enter disguised as entertainers,” she said. “Excellent. I can juggle.” “You can’t juggle.” “I can drop three things rhythmically.” “You’ll be Captain Giggles.” Bill stared at her. “That sounds like a clown.” “It’s an accountant.” “Accountants don’t wear enormous shoes.” “These are changing times.” Molly opened a suitcase beneath the table. Inside sat two rainbow wigs, greasepaint, and trousers large enough to shelter a family of badgers. Bill recoiled. “You said entertainers.” “Clowns entertain.” “Clowns lurk.” “Only the good ones.” Their plan was simple, which worried Molly. Simple plans tended to develop ambitions. They would arrive amid the entertainment staff, wheel empty prop trunks into the playroom, fill them with presents, and depart before cake. Nobody questioned a clown carrying a box. Society had agreed that clowns were already beyond explanation. Bill studied the guest list. “Forty children?” “Forty-two.” “That’s eighty-four sticky hands.” “Don’t touch anything.” “We’re stealing everything.” “Touch selectively.” He turned a page and blanched. “There’s a pony.” “In the garden.” “Ponies know.” “Know what?” “Things. They look at you like disappointed librarians.” Molly folded the blueprints. Across the café, a little boy pointed at Bill’s crown and whispered to his mother. Bill waved regally. “One more issue,” Molly said. “The presents are for children.” “Yes. I’d noticed the toy robots.” “You don’t feel guilty?” Bill considered this while peeling the crown from his forehead. “Not exactly.” “Good.” “I feel pre-guilty. It’s guilt with planning permission.” Molly sighed and reached into the suitcase. Beneath the wigs, she revealed sheets of brightly colored paper. Bill squinted. “What are those?” “Replacement vouchers.” “For what?” “Adventures. One free tree climb. Unlimited puddle jumping. A week without broccoli.” “You’re leaving coupons?” “I’m a thief, not a monster.” Bill smiled. “Can mine say ‘One complimentary pony consultation’?” “No.” The café door opened. A magician entered, carrying a rabbit cage. Molly and Bill ducked beneath the table. The rabbit stared at them. Bill whispered, “It knows.” Molly watched its nose twitch with professional suspicion. “New plan,” she said. “We steal the rabbit first.”