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“Molly, the invitation says Pippa’s party. Are we dressed as wizards or catering staff?” “Catering. Wizards get searched for wands.” “Bill, that is not a security policy.” “It should be. I lost lockpicks to suspicious Gandalf.” “Focus. The presents are stacked beneath the inflatable castle.” “Excellent. Nothing says easy exit like toddlers.” “We wait until cake.” “Why cake?” “Adults sing, children scream, nobody notices professionals loading a sack.” “Professionals? Your sack says Definitely Not Presents.” “Camouflage. Criminals expect obvious labels to be lies.” “Criminals, perhaps. Children are ruthless.” “Then we distract them.” “With what?” “You juggle.” “I juggle knives.” “Use oranges.” “I don’t own oranges.” “Steal some from the fruit bowl.” “That feels like mission creep.” “Bill, we are stealing birthday presents.” “Yes, but ethically. We leave the fruit.” “What about the pony?” “Is there a pony?” “Apparently.” “Then we abort.” “Because of morals?” “Because ponies remember faces.” “Fine. We enter through the garden gate, take the gifts, and leave by the hedge.” “The hedge has balloons tied to it.” “So?” “Balloons are nature’s alarm system.” “You’re afraid of balloons?” “I am respectful of their unpredictable authority.” “Right. On three.” “Wait. Are those children wearing capes?” “Yes.” “Abort again. Capes mean leadership.”