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Molly checked the balloon bouquet and whispered, “Tonight, Bill, we infiltrate the birthday fortress.” “Fortress? It’s a suburban house with balloons.” “Our target?” “All the presents. We leave no glitter-wrapped treasure behind.” “Molly, these are children’s gifts.” “Exactly: small packages, low security, excellent resale value.” “Resale value?” “Fine, terrible resale value. But imagine the ransom notes.” “That’s not a heist. That’s bullying.” “It’s temporary redistribution of whimsy.” “You promised cake.” “After the operation.” “You promised that last time.” “We found a candle stuck to your hat.” “What’s the plan?” “I enter disguised as a magician.” “You can’t do magic.” “I can make a wallet disappear.” “Usually into your pocket.” “Details. You enter as the clown.” “I refuse to wear those shoes.” “They’re part of the disguise.” “They’re bigger than the getaway car.” “Then we flee on foot.” “Through a party full of children?” “Children are easily distracted.” “By what?” “Like presents?” “Your plan is to distract them with the presents we’re stealing?” “You understand the elegance.” “I understand we’re idiots.” “Partners, Bill.” “Fine. One present, replaced by a potato. We donate the rest.” “Why a potato?” “Nobody suspects produce.” “Everyone suspects produce at a birthday party.” “Then we’ll bring cake.”