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Molly spread the crayon blueprint across the café table. “The target is here.” Bill squinted. “That’s a drawing of a dinosaur eating a fire engine.” “The target is behind the dinosaur.” “The fire engine?” “The birthday party, Bill.” “Oh. Whose?” “Six-year-old Oliver Pemberton. Saturday, two o’clock. Twenty children, thirty presents, one exhausted magician.” “We’re robbing children?” “We’re redistributing poorly guarded assets.” “To ourselves?” “We’re an underserved community.” Bill sipped his tea. “I have ethical concerns.” “You stole a guide dog’s collection tin.” “I thought it was collecting for the dog.” “You spent it on sausages.” “Dogs love sausages.” Molly tapped the drawing. “The party is in the Pembertons’ garden. Presents are stored in the conservatory. We enter disguised as entertainers.” “Excellent. I’m a natural clown.” “You’re frightened of balloons.” “I distrust anything that smiles while under pressure.” “You’ll be Captain Giggles.” “I want to be the magician.” “You were banned from magic.” “That was one rabbit.” “It was three rabbits, and the bishop still refuses to discuss it.” Bill leaned closer. “What’s your disguise?” “Princess Sparkle.” “You don’t have the temperament.” “I have a wand.” “You threatened a parking attendant with it.” “He questioned my royal permit.” A waitress approached. Molly folded the blueprint. “More tea?” the waitress asked. “No, thank you,” Molly said sweetly. “Any cake?” Bill nodded. “Do you have one shaped like a getaway vehicle?” The waitress walked away. Molly whispered, “At two fifteen, the magician releases a dove. Everyone looks up. We slip inside.” “What if they look at the dove afterward?” “Why would they?” “To see where it went.” “It’s a bird, Bill, not a sequel.” “And then?” “We load the presents into two laundry sacks and leave through the side gate.” “Children notice presents.” “Not while there’s cake.” “I notice everything during cake.” “You’re forty-three.” “Cake doesn’t discriminate.” Molly produced two invitations. “We’ll also have cover identities.” Bill read his. “Billius the Astonishing?” “You wanted magician.” “My special skill says ‘napkin folding.’” “That’s astonishing for you.” “What’s yours?” “Lady Molly Moonbeam, professional storyteller.” “You hate stories.” “I hate long stories.” “You once punched an audiobook.” “It wouldn’t stop.” Bill studied the blueprint. “There’s a guard.” “That’s a Labrador.” “Same thing with better public relations.” “We distract him with sausages.” Bill clutched his coat. “My sausages?” “The mission sausages.” “No one said they were mission sausages.” “They’re labelled.” “I thought that said ‘Bill’s sausages.’” “It says ‘bribe sausages.’” “That handwriting is criminal.” “So are we.” A child at the next table stared at them. “Are you stealing birthday presents?” Molly smiled. “Of course not.” Bill nodded solemnly. “We’re redistributing poorly guarded assets.” The child considered this. “Oliver’s party?” Molly froze. “You know Oliver?” “He bites.” Bill pushed back his chair. “Operation cancelled.” “Sit down.” “He bites, Molly.” “He’s six.” “So he’s unpredictable and has nothing to lose.” The child added, “His mum gives party bags.” Bill slowly sat. “What’s in them?” “Sweets. Toys. Stickers.” Molly rolled up the blueprint. “New plan.” Bill grinned. “We attend legitimately?” “We steal the party bags.” “Ethically?” “Obviously. We leave the raisins.”