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“Bill, state the objective.” “Enter the children’s party, steal the presents, exit before the cake.” “Excellent. What’s our disguise?” “Clowns.” “We’re thieves, Bill, not emotional support nightmares.” “Fine. Magicians.” “Can you perform magic?” “I can make a wallet disappear.” “From whom?” “Usually myself.” “Molly, focus. The presents are stacked beneath the balloon arch.” “Security?” “Three parents, one grandfather, and a toddler with a plastic sword.” “That toddler is our greatest threat.” “I’ve prepared a distraction.” “Please don’t say juggling.” “Juggling.” “Bill.” “I can juggle three oranges.” “Those are the party’s oranges.” “Then we’ll return them slightly more impressive.” “How do we get inside?” “We say we’re entertainers.” “What’s your act?” “Ventriloquism.” “You can’t do ventriloquism.” “Neither can the puppet.” “Bill, that puppet is a sock.” “A sock with ambition.” “New plan. We enter as gift inspectors.” “Why would anyone inspect gifts?” “Because I’ll wear a clipboard.” “You wrote ‘Gift Inspector’ in crayon.” “It establishes authority.” “And the presents?” “We take the largest boxes first.” “Too obvious. Small boxes may contain jewelry.” “Children’s jewelry.” “Still potentially valuable.” “What if a child catches us?” “We tell them we’re collecting presents for Santa.” “It’s July.” “Santa works year-round.” “You know, Molly, I’m beginning to think this plan is morally questionable.” “You noticed now?” “Only because the toddler has upgraded to two swords.” “Abort?” “Absolutely.” “Take the cake?” “Now that’s a crime with dignity.”