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“Molly, why are we stealing presents from children?” “Because, Bill, children have no security systems. They have balloons.” “Balloons can squeak.” “Only if you step on them with your guilty conscience.” “I’ve got large feet.” “Then wear the clown shoes.” “The clown shoes have bells.” “Fine. Wear socks.” “In February?” “Crime demands sacrifice.” “What’s the plan?” “We enter through the garden gate at three.” “Three in the afternoon? During the party?” “Exactly. Everyone will assume we’re entertainers.” “I can’t juggle.” “You can carry a sack.” “Kids notice sacks.” “Then call it a magic bag.” “What’s our cover?” “You’re Bingo the Clown.” “I hate clowns.” “Perfect. Your misery will seem authentic.” “And you?” “Princess Sparkle.” “You’re wearing a black turtleneck.” “Princess Sparkle is going through a difficult phase.” “What about the parents?” “I’ll distract them with a speech about organic glitter.” “Is that real?” “Nothing is real at a children’s party.” “Where are the presents?” “Table by the cake.” “The cake shaped like a dragon?” “Yes.” “Could we steal the cake?” “No.” “Why not?” “Because we’re professionals.” “Professionals steal gifts from seven-year-olds?” “Professionals follow the brief.” “What if someone asks why we’re leaving?” “We say the magic bag is full of wishes.” “And if they ask why it’s rattling?” “Tell them wishes are poorly wrapped.” “Fine. But I’m taking one cupcake.” “Two, Bill. We’re not monsters.”