Run: 2026-07-09-01KX41H01G62MMGJ8GWMG2KV75

“Molly, are you sure this is the house?” “Bill, the banner says HAPPEE BIRTHDAY, and there’s a clown. We’re golden.” “Our target?” “Every present beneath that dinosaur-shaped table.” “Isn’t stealing from children questionable?” “Only if we steal the children. Presents are morally portable.” “What’s the plan?” “We enter disguised as entertainers.” “You can’t juggle.” “I can distract.” “With what?” “Conversation. Adults flee from it at parties.” “And the kids?” “I’ll announce a treasure hunt. You collect the loot.” “What if they follow us?” “Then we give them clues leading to the neighbor’s barbecue.” “That feels irresponsible.” “Bill, you once sold a man his hat.” “He looked happier afterward.” “Costume check?” “Pirate coat, parrot, emergency mustache.” “Why is your mustache upside-down?” “Fashion.” “Your parrot is wearing a crown.” “Morale.” “Go.” “Wait. The birthday girl is by the presents.” “Excellent. We’ll recruit her.” “Recruit the child?” “Promote her to accomplice.” “Not.” “Fine. We’ll ask permission.” “You’re going to ask permission to rob a party?” “Politeness opens doors.” “And locks cells.” “Molly, there’s no cell in the plan.” “There’s now.” “Why?” “Because clown saw us.” “Run!” “Which way?” “Toward the cake!” “Why?” “Hostages!” “Those are cupcakes!” “Better. Diversion!”