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At midnight, Molly spread the birthday invitation across a crate of counterfeit custard. The smiling pirate on its cover looked far more competent than either thief. “Thirty children, one magician, and a mountain of presents,” Molly whispered. “We enter disguised as adults.” Bill stared at her. “Impossible. Pick something believable, like ponies.” Molly tucked two balloon hats beneath her coat. Their plan was simple: slip through the kitchen, compliment the exhausted parents, locate the gift table, and escape inside the hired bouncy castle. Bill had already tested the castle as transportation. It had rolled three feet before pinning him against a lamppost. The community hall glittered across the street. Tiny pirates swarmed the entrance, waving foam swords with the disciplined menace of miniature tax collectors. A Labrador wearing an eyepatch guarded the doors. Molly produced a clipboard, universal passport of the suspiciously confident. Bill carried a sack labeled EDUCATIONAL TURNIPS, which he considered subtle. They crossed the road. The Labrador sniffed Bill’s trousers, sneezed, and seized the sack. Bill tugged. The dog tugged harder. Inside, children cheered their champion. Molly watched the sack, the doorway, and Bill slide majestically into a puddle. Then she revised the plan: steal cake instead.