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Molly spread the birthday invitation across the cafe table, pinning its glittery corners beneath two sugar bowls and a suspiciously heavy rubber duck wearing sunglasses. “The target is six years old, Bill. Security includes twelve toddlers, one magician, and a grandmother who once chased me through a garden center backwards.” Bill studied the invitation upside down because Molly had not trusted him with the side containing the address after the unfortunate aquarium incident last Tuesday. “I maintain those penguins looked happier outside. Anyway, we enter disguised as entertainers, locate the gift table, and leave before anyone wants complicated balloon animals.” Outside, rain polished the pavement. Inside, the waiter quietly removed every teaspoon near Bill, whose reputation had apparently arrived several minutes before him again today. “Entertainers are watched. Parents watch entertainers especially closely when entertainers have your moustache, which resembles a caterpillar wanted by police in three counties and Luxembourg.” Molly drew a floor plan on a napkin. The house became a crooked rectangle, while the conservatory looked distressingly like a baked potato with windows. “Fine. We pose as responsible parents. You carry a casserole, I complain about parking, and together we radiate exhaustion, resentment, and sensible footwear around children.” Bill nodded, impressed by his own brilliance. Unfortunately, the nod dislodged his false moustache, which landed in Molly’s coffee and floated there accusingly like seaweed. “Parents know their children, Bill. What child are we bringing, unless your plan involves kidnapping one on the way, which would complicate the afternoon somewhat?” He retrieved the moustache with a fork, squeezed it onto a saucer, and considered the logistical burden of acquiring a temporary, cooperative offspring by Saturday. “We borrow your nephew. Children adore crime, provided it has snacks. He can create a diversion by licking something expensive or loudly needing trousers immediately.” Molly’s pencil stopped. Her nephew had once destroyed a wedding cake using only a kazoo, three grapes, and what witnesses described as pure weaponized determination. “Absolutely not. Toby would steal the presents before we did, then charge us commission. Also, he recognizes policemen by smell, which causes awkward questions socially.” At the next table, a woman gathered her handbag closer. Molly smiled reassuringly; Bill smiled too, but accidentally used the expression reserved for ransom photographs. “Then we hide inside the magician’s equipment. When he arrives, we emerge from his cabinet, take everything, and vanish beneath a cloud of applause triumphant.” Molly turned the invitation over. A cheerful rabbit in a top hat announced the magician’s name, followed by three exclamation marks and insurance details below. “That magician is Marvellous Keith. You stole his van in Leeds. He still sends Christmas cards containing threats, dead flowers, and surprisingly tasteful watercolor landscapes.” Bill sagged. Beyond the steamed window, a delivery truck stopped beside the cafe. Its painted panels showed Marvellous Keith grinning above a fleet of rabbits. “Change of plan. We follow Keith, steal his costume, enter as magicians, grab every gift, then escape. How difficult can one rabbit possibly be, Molly?”