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Molly spread the napkin across the diner table and smoothed it flat with the side of her hand like it was a blueprint, which, as of ninety seconds ago, it was. "That's the bouncy castle," she said, tapping a blob of gravy. "That's a stain." "It's both. Bouncy castle here, buffet table here, presents stacked on the piano in the conservatory. Twenty-two children, four adults, one clown." Bill set down his coffee. "One clown." "His name is Mr. Bubbles. He does not have a license." "To drive?" "To be a clown. There's a registry, Bill. He's not on it." "So we're robbing children," Bill said, "and the moral high ground is that the clown is unregistered." "The moral high ground is that Fiona Duckworth-Pyle is turning seven and her parents have invited every family within four postcodes with an income over two hundred grand. There will be a present pile the size of a Fiat. There will be gift bags containing actual silver. Last year a child received a pony." "How do you steal a pony?" "You don't. You lead it. That's the beauty of a pony." Molly stole one of his chips. "But we're not after the pony this time. Too much paperwork." "And the plan is what, exactly? We walk in the front door?" "You walk in the front door. Dressed as Mr. Bubbles." Bill went very still. "No." "Bill—" "The last time I wore face paint I broke out for eleven days and a woman in Tesco asked if I was contagious." "You'll wear a base coat." "I'll wear a base coat," he repeated, hollow. "And what are you doing while I'm blowing up balloon giraffes for the children of hedge fund managers?" "Balloon dachshunds. Giraffes are advanced. I'll be in the conservatory with a duvet cover, working quietly and efficiently, while you keep twenty-two seven-year-olds entertained for eleven minutes." "Eleven minutes." "Nine if you're good." "Molly, I have never been good with children. I made my own nephew cry at a christening." "You dropped him." "I *caught* him. Eventually. The point is, children can smell fear, and I am *made* of it." He picked up the napkin and studied the gravy. "What if one of them wants a swan?" "Then you tell them the swan is a protected species and it would be illegal to make one out of a balloon." Bill thought about it. "That's actually quite good." "I know. Now the exit. There's a side gate behind the hydrangeas, unlocked, because the caterers use it. You'll hear me whistle." "Whistle what?" "Happy Birthday." "Everyone will be whistling Happy Birthday." "Not in D minor," Molly said. "Trust me, you'll know." Bill exhaled slowly, the long exhale of a man who has already agreed and is now just grieving. "And if it goes wrong?" "It won't." "But if." "Then you run," said Molly, "in enormous shoes, and I meet you at the car, and we never speak of Mr. Bubbles again." "Deal." Bill drained his coffee. "I want it noted that I'm doing this under protest." "Noted." Molly folded the napkin into her pocket. "Wear the wig, Bill."