Run: 2026-07-25-01KYCRA8P216TYW45PVP4RJCRG

"Right," said Molly. "Cake at three, piñata at three-fifteen, presents at four." "So we hit it at three-fifteen." "We hit it at three-fifteen." "During the piñata." "During the piñata, Bill." "Molly, that's twelve blindfolded children swinging a bat in a confined space." "That's the beauty of it. Nobody's looking. Everybody's screaming." "I'll be screaming." "You'll be fine. You're going in as the magician." "I don't know any magic." "You know the one with the coin." "I lose the coin. Every time. That's not a trick, that's just misplacing money in front of an audience." "Then be a bad magician. Children love a bad magician. They'll heckle you, and while they're heckling you, I'm out the patio door with forty pounds of unopened Lego." "And the parents?" "Filming you. Vertically." "That's my face on the internet, Molly." "You'll be wearing the hat." "The hat isn't a disguise, it's a hat." "It's a very large hat." "What about the dog?" "What dog?" "They've got a dog, Molly. Big one. Name's Duchess." "Duchess gets the sausages." "Duchess gets the sausages," Bill sighed. "And what do I get?" "Applause, Bill. Possibly."