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"Bill it's a birthday not Fort Knox." "Every kid gets ten gifts Molly that's arithmetic." "You're doing math on toddlers?" "Precise toddlers. We hit the piñata first." "The donkey?" "It's hollow. Trust me." "Bill they serve juice boxes not diamonds." "Premium juice boxes. Resale value." "We need a plan not a grocery list." "Plan is simple. You distract the magician." "With what my personality?" "With your fake burp. I deploy the sack." "You brought a Santa sack into July?" "It's thematic. You wear the crown." "I'm not wearing paper crowns Bill." "Princess crown then. Royal authority." "Kids scream if we take cupcakes." "We're not monsters. We leave one." "One cupcake for thirty children?" "Sharing builds character Molly." "You're stealing character?" "I'm stealing Legos. The crown gets us near the table." "What if parents fight back?" "Parents are distracted photographing tears." "This is immoral Bill." "Morality doesn't wrap itself in glitter paper." "I hate you." "You love heists." "For adults Bill. Adults have wallets." "Kids have grandparents with wallets. Follow my lead." "Your lead involves a sack and betrayal." "Exactly. Classic duo." "We're going to prison with juice stains." "Worth it." "Bill the balloon arch is blocking the door." "Pop it." "I'm not popping joy Bill." "Then crawl. Crown first."