Run: 2026-07-25-01KYCSFPVANAHXPP0ET8KRMD89

Are you completely insane, Bill? It is a bouncy castle, not a Swiss bank. It has the most heavily guarded loot in the tri-state area, Molly. Four-year-olds are ruthless. They are toddlers, Bill. They eat playdough and cry when the wind blows. You clearly have never negotiated with a sugar-fueled sugar-plum fairy brigade. I am talking high-stakes wrapping paper carnage. We are professional jewel thieves, not piñata muggers. Why are we stealing children’s birthday presents? Because my nephew Nigel said the mastermind who steals his rival Brandon’s Batman Lego set gets half his juice boxes. Juice boxes? We are risking federal prison for fruit punch? Apple and blackcurrant, Molly. The premium stuff. Now, sync your walkie-talkie and put on the Mickey Mouse ears. I am not wearing the ears, Bill. It compromises my stealth aesthetic. Suit yourself, but the clown has a taser. I am going in through the ball pit. Cover me. If you get arrested by a toddler in a tiara, I am telling the cops you are my idiot cousin. Just distract the mother with the gluten-free cupcakes and I will secure the Lego Batmobile.