Run: 2026-07-25-01KYCSK7RZDJ2E90DYBKREPDA3

"We're going in through the sliding door," Molly said. Bill blinked. "There's a bouncer. A guy in a dinosaur suit." "So?" she said. "So he has teeth," Bill said. "Foam teeth," Molly said. "Foam teeth with a toddler inside," Bill said. "We need those gifts, Bill." "The gifts are wrapped in My Little Pony paper," Bill said. "This is humiliating." "There's a PlayStation in that pile," Molly said. "There's a ball pit," Bill said. "I can swim in plastic," Molly said. "You can't swim in plastic," Bill said. "Wanna bet?" she said. Bill sighed. "What about the parents?" "They're in the kitchen eating hummus," Molly said. "That sounds stressful," Bill said. "We dress like caterers," she said. "I'm allergic to polyester," Bill said. "You're allergic to work," she said. "Fair," he said. She pulled on a black polo. "Say you're delivering cake." "I'm delivering anxiety," Bill said. "Smile," Molly said. "I've forgotten how," he said. The back yard was loud. "This music is aggressive," Bill said. "It's Baby Shark," Molly said. "I want to die," Bill said. "Later," she said. "Grab that sack." "That sack has Elmo on it," Bill said. "He won't mind," she said. Bill grabbed it. "There's glitter everywhere." "That means we're close," Molly said. A child screamed. "That child is possessed," Bill said. "That's just Madison," Molly said. "She always cries." "Comforting," Bill said. Molly crept toward the tree. "The tree is enormous," she said. "It's a redwood of greed," Bill said. "Shut up and hold this open," she said. Bill held the sack. "This is wrong on so many levels." "We're modern Robin Hoods," she said. "We're not giving anything back," Bill said. "Yet," she said. She stuffed boxes inside. "This one weighs nothing," she said. "It's a yoga ball for toddlers," Bill said. "Resale value is high," she said. "Who buys that?" he asked. "Desperate parents," she said. The dinosaur approached. "Hide behind the pinata," Molly hissed. Bill dove. "This smells like sugar and regret," he said. The dinosaur danced away. "Clear," Molly said. Bill stood up covered in confetti. "I look like a disco ball," he said. "Perfect camouflage," she said. They ran for the fence. "Did we get the PlayStation?" Bill asked. "Check the sack," she said. Bill peeked. "It's a wooden train set," he said. "That trains future engineers," she said. "You mean it trains us to suffer?" he said. "Let's go," she said. They climbed over. "My pants ripped," Bill said. "Fashion statement," she said. "We're never speaking of this," he said. "Agreed," she said. "But check Craigslist tomorrow." "Why?" he asked. "Someone's selling wooden trains cheap," she said.