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Molly unfolded the illicitly obtained blueprint across the hood of their dented getaway van and stabbed a greasy finger at a neon pink drawing of a bouncing castle. This is the main entry point said Molly. Bill narrowed his eyes and adjusted his ill fitting clown nose. Are you completely mental Molly asked Bill. It is a fortress of joy Bill. That is why we are striking during the mid party sugar crash. Bill sighed heavily and nervously twirled a balloon animal pump like a samurai sword. I just hate operating in daylight and those tiny sugar demons are ruthless. They are four year olds Bill. And they are hopped up on artisanal cupcakes and Capri Sun. Focus on the prize. Lord Sterling bought his brat a priceless sixteenth century jeweled music box disguised as a plush unicorn. Why would a toddler need a Renaissance masterpiece. Tax evasion probably now check the grappling hooks. Bill tossed a tangled mass of pink rope onto the asphalt and grunted. All tangled. Untangle it. Do not yell at me. I am stressed. My vest is squeaking. You look like a deflating flamingo. That is the tactical aesthetic. Blending in. Just grab the crowbar and the industrial burlap sacks. Bill reached into the back of the van and pulled out two oversized pillowcases decorated with cartoon kittens. These better not stain my shirt. They are artisanal sacks Bill. Quiet. The pinata just exploded. That is our cue. Molly hoisted herself onto the top of the wooden perimeter fence and peered down into the chaotic suburban backyard where thirty toddlers were rampaging through a cloud of yellow confetti. Look at them howling for blood. Pure chaos. Just the way I like it. Bill scrambled up awkwardly, his giant oversized clown shoes catching on the lattice work and sending a cascade of plastic garden gnomes clattering across the patio. Smooth. Shut up Molly. I meant to do that as a distraction. A distraction for the corgi. Look. The corgi is onto us. A fat tri colored dog trotted over and sniffed Bills oversized squeaky shoe with intense suspicion. Do not move Bill. It smells fear and incompetence. It is licking my ankle. It thinks I taste like cotton candy. Shake it off and grab the unicorn. Bill kicked his leg violently, launching a squeaky shoe directly into the face of a terrifyingly aggressive toddler dressed as a miniature pirate. Avast ye scallywag shrieked the pirate. Run Bill run. Molly vaulted off the fence and sprinted toward the patio table where the bejeweled unicorn music box sat gleaming innocently beneath a pile of glittery wrapping paper. I have got the loot. Let us bounce. Bill scooped up three juice boxes and a handful of fun sized candy bars on his way past the snack table. Priorities Molly. You cannot fence fruit punch Bill. Watch me.