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The damp cardboard smell of the municipal community center clung to the faux-wood paneling like despair. Molly adjusted her night-vision goggles over a pair of rhinestone-encrusted spectacles and glared at the blueprint spread across a Ping-Pong table. Bill was currently wedging a croissant into his tactical holster, muttering about blood sugar. Outside, the rain drummed a frantic tattoo against the reinforced glass of the gymnasium, occasionally illuminated by the neon glow of a rotating sign that read Barnaby Bear Bounce-A-Rama. This was it. The absolute pinnacle of their illustrious, highly questionable criminal careers. Are you entirely certain the security guard is incapacitated? Bill whispered, spraying a mist of crumb debris across the schematic. Molly tapped the glass of her wristwatch, looking supremely unbothered. I slipped a heavy dose of liquid melatonin into his decaf four hours ago, she replied smoothly, pulling a crowbar from a velvet-lined duffel bag. He is currently dreaming about trout fishing in Vermont. The coast is clear. Bill nervously fingered the zipper of his windbreaker, peering anxiously toward the double doors. It still feels deeply wrong, Molly. We are talking about toddlers. These aren't pristine diamonds or bearer bonds. These are poorly wrapped boxes of plastic farm animals and slightly sticky board games. Molly scoffed, rolling her eyes with theatrical disdain. Oh, spare me the moral outrage, Bill. Did you or did you not complain about our lack of liquidity after the failed blender heist in Toledo? Capitalism waits for no one, not even children under four feet tall. Besides, little Timmy’s parents hired a clown named Barnaby who insulted my eye shadow. This is strictly personal. Bill sighed, accepting the inevitable as he pulled on his neoprene gloves. Fine. But if a bouncy castle inflates and swallows me whole, you are legally obligated to tell my mother I died doing what I loved. Which is whining in dark rooms? Precisely. Molly smirked, hefting the crowbar over her shoulder with an air of unwarranted confidence. Let us breach. They slipped through the emergency exit with the practiced grace of professional burglars who had spent way too much time watching spy movies. The gymnasium was bathed in an eerie, multicolored glow from a strobe light stuck in the corner. Mountains of meticulously wrapped presents sat beneath a towering, suspiciously lopsided plastic fir tree, radiating an aura of chaotic innocence. Bill crept forward like a startled heron, his eyes darting toward every shadow. Look at the sheer volume of loot, Molly whispered, her voice trembling with genuine avarice as she approached the largest package. Bill stood guard, scanning the perimeter while clutching his croissant like a revolver. Just grab the remote-controlled monster trucks and let us get out of here before the clown wakes up from his sugar crash.