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The moon hung over the suburban cul-de-sac like a disappointed parent, and Molly pressed her binoculars against her eyes with theatrical disgust. Bill sat on the curb beside her, peeling the foil from a granola bar with all the urgency of a man defusing a bomb made of disappointment. "Tell me again why we're here," he said, chewing loudly. "Because Mrs. Pemberley is throwing Chadwick his seventh birthday," Molly replied, lowering the glasses. "She invited four hundred children. The present table is inside. We want the goods." Bill squinted at the house. Balloons choked the oak tree in the yard, and a bouncy castle wobbled like a haunted lung. "How do we even get close? There's a man in a dinosaur costume checking names at the gate." Molly grinned. "We go as entertainment. You're the clown. I'm the magician." Bill choked on oats. "I'm not putting on makeup. I have dignity." "You have a ski mask and a felony record," Molly said, adjusting her gloves. "Dignity left the chat in 2019." The gate creaked. Bill tried to hide behind a shrub that was mostly bare branch. "Bill O'Tinkle!" he called in a nasal voice. "International balloon artist!" Molly pushed past, wearing a cape made from a stolen hotel curtain. "Molly Mirage. Illusionist. I make things disappear." The dinosaur leaned closer. "You're on the list?" "Under 'Miscellaneous Adults,'" Molly said smoothly. "We bring joy and minor lacerations." Inside, the house was a sugar-fueled war zone. Children shrieked over a DJ playing nursery rhymes at club volume. Molly nudged Bill toward the present table, which sagged under brightly wrapped boxes. "Estimate?" "Forty? Fifty boxes?" Bill whispered. "More like sixty," Molly said, pulling out a duffel. "Start with the big ones. They have weight. Weight means electronics or disappointment." Bill lifted one with a whistle printed on it. "This feels like socks." "Everything feels like socks until you open it," Molly said, stuffing boxes into the bag. "Keep moving. The magician never stops moving." A child tugged Molly's cape. "Can you make my brother disappear?" "Only if he owes you money," Molly said pleasantly, then hissed at Bill, "Keep the bag open. I'm not doing this alone." "I'm sweating through this nose," Bill complained. "The red paint is running into my mouth. It tastes like regret." Molly grabbed a present shaped like a bicycle wheel. "Then stop talking and lift. We need speed, not culinary reviews." Bill grabbed the other end. "This is heavier than my car. What's in it? A bowling ball for a toddler?" "Could be a robot," Molly said. "Could be a very enthusiastic toaster. Our job is not to ask questions." A parent approached carrying juice boxes. "Excuse me, are you the party entertainers?" Bill froze, his painted smile cracking. "Yes! I'm... very entertaining! I do balloon giraffes!" Molly stepped in front of him. "And I pull rabbits from hats. Right now I'm pulling an exit strategy from my sleeve. We'll be with you shortly." The parent nodded and moved on. Molly shoved Bill toward the kitchen door. "Shortly means never. Move." Bill dragged the duffel behind them, leaving a trail of wrapping paper. "The dinosaur is looking at us. His plastic eyes have judgment." "Then outrun judgment," Molly said, opening the back door to the patio. "Drop the bag. I'll slide it over the fence." Bill heaved the sack onto the grass with a grunt. "I think I pulled something. Possibly my soul." "You don't need your soul. You need a getaway car." Children screamed with joy in the distance. Molly vaulted the fence, then caught the bag Bill threw over. "Did anyone see?" Bill climbed over with all the grace of a frightened cat. "Only everyone. But they're under seven. Their testimony won't hold up in court." They hit the sidewalk running. Molly glanced back at the glowing windows. "We did it. Sixty presents. Probably mostly socks and wooden puzzles." Bill panted beside her, pulling off the red nose. "Next time we rob a bank. Banks don't have dinosaurs or crying." Molly opened the bag slightly in the streetlight. "This one rattles. Sounds expensive." "Or sounds like cheap plastic that will break by Tuesday," Bill said, but he smiled. "Either way, it's ours." "And the party went on without us," Molly said, slinging the bag into the trunk. "The perfect crime." Bill climbed in. "Almost perfect. I still taste the regret."<|end_message|>