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Molly adjusted her night-vision goggles, which were currently resting on a pair of oversized, glittery fake eyelashes. "I still say we go through the bouncy castle," Bill whispered, unrolling a detailed blueprint of a suburban backyard onto the hood of their dented hatchback. "It’s the path of least resistance." "Bill, it’s inflatable. One snag from your tactical pocketknife and we’re jumping on a deflating, squeaking mattress in front of twenty sugary eight-year-olds," Molly said, tapping her finger on the blueprint. "We go through the patio doors. Clean, quiet, and away from the clown." "The clown is off-duty by two o'clock," Bill argued, crossing his arms. "I checked his schedule. He has a kid's birthday in Glendale at three." "Clowns are unpredictable, Bill. You know this. It's Heist Rule Number Four." "Rule Four is never trust a man with two first names!" "It applies to clowns too!" Molly hissed, ducking as a neighborhood cat strolled past the car. "Now, focus. What is the payload?" "The loot is stacked on the kitchen island," Bill said, pulling a tiny notebook from his vest. "According to my intel, we are looking at three LEGO Star Wars sets, a motorized scooter, and a box wrapped in shiny dinosaur paper that feels suspiciously like a Nintendo Switch." "Dinosaur paper?" Molly’s eyes widened. "That’s high-value targets only. What about the decoy?" "I bought a bag of frozen broccoli and a pair of tube socks," Bill replied proudly. "If we swap them out, the birthday boy won't even notice until we're halfway to the border." "The border? Bill, we live in Ohio." "It's the principle of the thing, Molly. We need a dramatic exit strategy." "Fine," Molly sighed, checking her watch. "It’s one-forty-five. The piñata massacre should be starting any minute now. That’s our distraction." "Are you sure about the sugar-crash timing?" "Positive. They’ve consumed three gallons of blue punch and an entire ice cream cake. When that piñata bursts, it’s going to be absolute lord-of-the-flies chaos. Nobody will be watching the gift table." "Except the mother," Bill noted grimly. "Carol. She’s a hawk." "I have a countermeasure for Carol." Molly reached into her duffel bag and pulled out a thermos. "Single-origin pumpkin spice latte. Extra foam." Bill gasped, looking at her with newfound respect. "You didn't." "Oh, I did. She won't be able to resist. She'll be incapacitated by seasonal cozy vibes for at least ten minutes." "You're a evil genius," Bill whispered. "I'm a professional," Molly corrected, pulling down her ski mask. "Now grab the burlap sacks. It’s time to ruin a seven-year-old's Tuesday."