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"Did you pack the smoke bombs?" Molly whispered softly. "Better. I brought glitter," Bill replied. "Kids hate glitter." "Kids love glitter, you idiot! We are robbing a seven-year-old's birthday party, not hitting a nightclub." "Fine. But my bouncy castle exit strategy is solid." "Bill, focus. The primary targets are the wrapped Lego sets and video games under the backyard gazebo, guarded by a clown named Bobo." "I can easily take Bobo." "Bobo is a decorated former Marine." "Wait, really?" "Yes. So, here is the master plan. You are going to create a major distraction using the apple juice boxes." "Should I spill the punch instead?" "No, throw them directly at the bouncy castle power strip. When that castle deflates, total chaos erupts. Parents panic. Toddlers cry. That is when I swipe all the presents." "Brilliant. What about the giant star piñata?" "Leave it. It is full of organic raisins." "Savages. What is our backup route after grabbing the birthday loot?" "We sprint to the getaway minivan." "Is the booster seat installed?" "Obviously. We must blend in completely, Bill. Put on your pointy paper party hat and act natural." "I am ready," Bill said quietly. "Let's go ruin Little Timmy's big day."