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"Party starts at six," Molly said. "Six? Those monsters crash by eight," Bill said. "Perfect. We strike during the magic show." "Magic involves rabbits." "Rabbits don't dial police." "My aunt owned one. It bit her ankle." "Your family concerns me." "Gifts are near the bouncy castle?" "Under a table with unicorn cloth. It's a vault." "We need chaos." "I can juggle." "You absolutely cannot." "I juggle anxiety well." "We exploit the piñata. When it splits, parents go blind with candy lust." "Children scream. Screaming masks sounds." "Exactly. You take Lego. I'll take scooters." "Scooters for toddlers?" "Expensive ones. LED wheels." "What about security?" "Backyard suburbia. The guard is Uncle Dennis sleeping in a chair." "Dennis sounds threatening." "He drinks root beer and snores." "And the dog?" "Golden retriever. I packed bacon." "You'd bribe a dog to steal from kids?" "Strategy." "This is wrong." "Your mother raised you better?" "She raised a mime-fighter." "Exactly. Silent combat is harder. This is a picnic." "How do we carry forty gifts?" "Duffel with snowflake patterns." "It's July." "Kids adore winter themes." "You've snapped." "I've planned. You bring picks. I'll bring guilt."