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"The target is Timmy’s seventh birthday," Molly whispered, unrolling a blueprint. "High security. Crying toddlers, hyperactive golden retrievers, and a mother armed with juice boxes." "Juice boxes?" Bill gasped. "Molly, that’s suicide! What about the loot?" "Stacked on the dining table. Legos, Nerf blasters, imported chocolate. Pure gold." "How do we bypass the bouncy castle sentries?" "Simple. You disguise yourself as Barnaby the Bumbling Clown. While you distract the perimeter with terrible balloon animals, I slip through the doggy door." "Barnaby? I’m an international master safecracker, not a clown!" "Do you want those wrapped boxes or not, Bill?" "Fine, but I’m not wearing squeaky shoes." "Negotiable. The main obstacle is the piñata sequence. At precisely fourteen hundred hours, blindfolded tiny humans will swing wooden bats wildly. That chaos is our exact window to bag the presents and vanish into the shadows." "What if the suburban dad spots us?" "I'll spike his punch bowl with decaf. He'll be passed out in minutes." "Brilliant," Bill smirked. "Those spoiled six-year-olds won't even know what hit them." "And what if the sugar rush hits early?" "Deploy the juice boxes, Bill. May God have mercy on us all. Focus. Synchronize watches. We move at cake time."