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"We strike at high noon," Molly whispered nervously. "Lunchtime?" Bill asked. "They will be eating ice cream and cake!" "Precisely. Sugar coma. The wild kids will not even know what hit them." "What about the terrifying bouncy castle guards lurking by the slide?" "I will deploy juice boxes to distract the hyper toddlers," she said quickly. "You grab the shiny wrapped loot." "Is Timmy’s giant LEGO starship our primary target?" "Yes, but do not ignore that sparkly pink pony package. That is pure playground gold." "Got it. What is our secret exfiltration route out?" "Through the tiny rear kitchen doggy door." "Molly, I am over six feet tall!" "Then squeeze, Bill! Squeeze hard for the glory!" "What if the creepy hired birthday clown spots us?" "Honk his red nose and run like hell. Do you have our tactical disguise ready?" "I brought oversized clown shoes and a ridiculous rainbow wig," he muttered unhappily. "Brilliant. We sneak inside, swap the huge gift pile with empty cardboard boxes, and vanish into the wooden sandbox." "Those spoiled kids will not realize they got totally robbed until mandatory afternoon naptime." "Synchronize our watches, partner. Operation Birthday Blitz is officially a go right now."