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Bill adjusted his squeaky neon clown shoes and nervously checked his reflection in the stolen minivan window. Molly, currently wearing an inflatable T-Rex costume that made getting into the passenger seat an absolute logistical nightmare, stared map in hand at the suburban cul-de-sac. This was the big one, the ultimate caper, the absolute pinnacle of their illustrious careers as mediocre criminals. They had cased the joint for three whole days, documenting juice box brands, piñata integrity, and the aggressive defensive capabilities of hired teenagers named Chad who wore khaki shorts and took their responsibilities far too seriously. Let me get this straight, Bill whispered, his voice muffled by a foam red nose that kept slipping into his mouth every time he breathed. We are robbing a five-year-olds birthday party? It is high-yield intelligence, Bill, Molly hissed back, her mechanical dinosaur tail thrashing blindly and shattering the rearview mirror with a sharp plastic snap. Those are toddlers, not cartel bosses. And toddlers have terrible security systems, Molly pointed out, tapping the laminated blueprint with a stubby yellow dinosaur claw. Look at the perimeter. The bouncy castle is completely undefended during cake consumption. We strike at two-fifteen sharp, right when everyone is distracted by singing that godforsaken reptile song. I still say we should have stuck to jewelry stores, Bill muttered, nervously picking lint off his oversized polka-dot suspenders. Jewelry store owners dont cry high-pitched tears that pierce your soul and make you question your life choices. Jewelry stores have silent alarms and dogs, Bill. This place has juice boxes and unsupervised bounce houses filled with prime-grade loot. Do you know what the resale value of a sealed box of limited edition dinosaur Lego is on the black market right now? It is astronomical. We are talking early retirement in Boca Raton, Bill. Or at least paying off our overdue storage unit fees. Bill sighed heavily, the red foam nose bobbing up and down. Fine. But if a four-year-old named Brayden roundhouse kicks me in the shins again like last time, I am taking the minivan and leaving you here to be eaten by the petting zoo pony. Deal, Molly grinned, shifting the van into drive and slamming on the gas pedal. Now, synchronize your oversized clown watches. Operation Juice Box is officially a go.