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Molly adjusted her fake mustache in the rearview mirror and handed Bill a oversized pair of polka-dot trousers. Put these on, she said. Why do I have to be the clown, Bill asked, wrestling with the elastic waistband. You know I have a deep-seated fear of balloon animals. Because I am the lead magician, Molly said, tapping her top hat. Magicians command respect. Clowns get close to the loot. It is simple criminal sociology. Bill pointed out the windshield toward the bouncy castle inflating in the backyard. Look at that perimeter defense. They have a bouncy castle, Molly. That is a forty-foot wall of vinyl and compressed air. How are we supposed to scale that without drawing suspicion. We do not scale it, Bill, Molly sighed, rolling her eyes. We stroll right past it while the parents are distracted by the organic juice box station. The targets are in the sunroom. The birthday boy is seven, Bill said, checking his clip-on rainbow tie. Seven-year-olds are hyper-vigilant. They operate on pure sugar and suspicion. Which is why we strike during the cake cutting, Molly said, pulling a blueprint sketched on a paper napkin from her vest. When the candles are lit, the ambient light drops by forty percent. That is our window to swap the real pile of presents for these decoy boxes filled with wet sawdust. Is the sawdust really necessary, Bill asked. It creates an illusion of density, Molly insisted. If a toddler picks up an empty box, the gig is up. I still think stealing from a child named Timmy is bad karma, Bill muttered. Timmy’s uncle is a hedge fund manager who gave him a vintage comic book worth fifty grand, Molly reminded him. Timmy wants plastic trucks. We are restoring balance to the economic ecosystem. And what about the mother, Bill asked, pointing a floppy red shoe at the patio. She looks like a black-ops operative in yoga pants. She has a headset, Molly. A headset. She is the party coordinator, Molly hissed. Ignore her. Focus on the objective. Do you have the smoke bombs. I have the bath bombs, Bill said, pulling two glittery pink spheres from his pocket. The store was out of tactical smoke. Will they obscure our escape, Molly asked. They will make the hallway smell like lavender and turn the kitchen sink bright pink, Bill said. Acceptable, Molly grunted, checking her pocket watch. It is time. Remember your training. If anyone asks, you are Bobo and I am The Great Moltini. What is my back-story, Bill panicked. You studied mime in Paris but lost your voice in a tragic unicycle accident, Molly commanded. Now, get your squeaky shoes in gear. Those Lego sets are ours.