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"You want to rob a toddler's birthday?" "Best loot is unopened. No receipts." "There's a bouncer named Mr. Giggles." "He's a balloon giraffe, Bill." "Still intimidating." "We go in as clowns." "I don't do face paint." "Then be the sad one." "How do we move thirty presents?" "Stroller. Double stroller." "Stolen stroller?" "Borrowed. We'll return it full." "Of juice boxes." "No. Of Lego." "They'll scream." "Exactly. Cover noise." "What if parents chase us?" "We're dads. They won't hit dads." "We're not dads." "Costumes work. Trust me." "I trusted you with the bank heist." "That was different. Smaller vault." "This is thirty screaming witnesses." "Tiny ones. Unreliable in court." "You're insane." "I'm inspired. You drive the getaway van." "Decorated with balloons?" "Subtle ones. Not suspicious ones." "When?" "During the cake song. Everyone looks up." "Except the kid blowing candles." "He gets nothing. That's the rule." "You're heartless." "I'm efficient. Now buy the wigs."<|end_message|>