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Molly flattened the creased floor plan across Bill’s kitchen table, pinning the corners with a half-eaten slice of pepperoni and a stolen stapler. Outside, rain tapped the window like an impatient accomplice waiting for its split of the take. “All right,” Molly said, tapping a red circle labeled Gymnasium B. “The birthday bash is Saturday at two. Thirty kids, one stressed-out mom, and a present table that looks like it was stocked by a toy-store explosion.” Bill leaned over, his elbow knocking into a mug of lukewarm coffee. “We’re really doing this? Stealing from a bunch of six-year-olds?” “They’re not six-year-olds. They’re tiny capitalists with better lawyers.” Molly pulled out an inventory list she’d typed in a font that suggested authority. “Target haul: remote-control dinosaur, three tablets still shrink-wrapped, a bike with training wheels we can sell for parts, and what I’m told is a life-size stuffed unicorn that retails for four hundred bucks.” Bill rubbed his temples. “My grandmother told me never to take candy from a baby. This is like that, but with wrapping paper and guilt.” “Your grandmother also told you to floss. Look, the parents are dumping cash on plastic garbage that’ll be landfill by Tuesday. We’re just reallocating resources with flair.” Bill squinted at the map. “Security?” “Minimal. One dad in cargo shorts running a bubble machine on low battery. A teenage cousin guarding the cake like it’s the Crown Jewels. And the venue has a back door with a lock manufactured in 1987, back when people trusted each other.” Molly slid a photograph across the table. “That’s us. Or rather, that’s our cover.” Bill picked up the picture of two adults in neon clown wigs and oversized bow ties. “We’re clowns?” “Children’s entertainers. Bubbles and Boomer. I do balloon animals. You do questionable magic.” “I don’t know magic.” “You know how to make a watch disappear into your pocket. That’s the entire curriculum right there.” Bill sighed, but his eyes drifted back to the circled present table. “How do we move the loot? Thirty kids will scream bloody murder if they see Santa dragging out a sack.” “Easy. We roll in with a ‘party cleanup’ cart disguised as a giant cardboard present. While I distract the moms with an elaborate giraffe balloon, you back the van to the loading dock and load crates marked Sanitation Supplies.” “What if a kid recognizes us later?” Molly grinned, adjusting her wire-rimmed glasses. “Then you pull a quarter from behind their ear, apologize for the felony, and sprint.” Bill stood, stretching his shoulders. “I need a better disguise. The wig itches like betrayal.” “It’s synthetic pride, Bill. Wear it with honor.” She folded the map with military precision. “Meet me Thursday for recon. Wear something that screams trustworthy adult, not guy who sells expired lottery tickets behind a gas station.” Bill grabbed his coat, pausing at the door. “This plan has more holes than my grandmother’s logic.” “But it’s our plan.” Molly pocketed the stapler with a satisfied click. “And those presents are as good as ours.” After Bill left, Molly glanced at the rain-streaked window, already picturing the chaos of balloon animals and fleeing thieves. She smiled. Sometimes the best heists were the ones that made you feel just a little bit terrible—right up until you cashed the check.