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The safe house smelled like instant coffee and poor decisions. Molly pressed her palm against the wall map of Whippersnap Lane, tracing a red circle around 42B. "We are going to a children's party," Bill said. "To steal presents." "Correct." "They are gifts for children. Probably socks." "Wrong. The invitation lists Mr. Pembroke's collection of vintage clockwork automata. He hides them inside candy-striped wrapping paper. We take the boxes, sell the gears, and vanish." Bill chewed his thumbnail. "You want me to wear the clown shoes?" "I want you to wear dignity. But yes, the shoes are in the duffel." Molly unfolded the floor plan. "Entry point is the kitchen window. Mrs. Gable serves punch inside. The living room holds the tree. Thirty-seven parcels, Bill. Thirty-seven." "How do we know the gears are inside?" "Because Pembroke never buys socks. Now stop asking." Bill adjusted his fake mustache. "This feels wrong. Even for us." "Morality is flexible. Your spine should be too." "Last Tuesday you said flexibility caused my hernia." "That was the yoga. Focus." Bill pointed to a yellow sticky note. "What about the dog?" "There is no dog." "There is always a dog." "Not this time. Only a balloon arch and a cake shaped like a dinosaur." "I hate dinosaurs." "Then steal faster." Molly slid the lock picks across the table. "We enter at seven. The parents will be distracted by a magician named Bobo. You distract Bobo. I harvest the tree." "Bobo does card tricks." "Then ask for a heart. Meanwhile I fill the sack." Bill sighed. "What if a child cries?" "Children always cry. We are not the reason." "You stole a teddy bear in March." "That bear was an informant." Bill stood and paced. "I need motivation." "You need a better attitude. The payout buys us winter in Lisbon. Warm sun. No more snow. No more stolen bears." Bill paused. "Lisbon sounds nice." "Exactly. So put on the oversized overalls and practice your balloon animal." "I only know how to make a snake." "Perfect. Snakes scare parents. Parents flee. We win." Bill looked at the clown shoes. "These squeak." "That is the point." Molly zipped her jacket. "We are not villains tonight. We are guests who overstay. We smile, we compliment the cake, we pocket the clockwork, and we disappear before the candles blow out." Bill laced the squeaky shoe. "If I get caught, I am blaming Bobo." "Bobo is imaginary security. Now listen. The sack holds forty pounds max. The automata are heavy brass. Prioritize the square boxes. Ignore the soft ones." "Soft ones are socks." "Exactly." Bill hoisted the duffel. "One question." "Make it quick." "Do we sing Happy Birthday?" Molly grabbed her hat. "Only if they ask nicely. And only if it helps us reach the tree faster." Bill nodded slowly. "I can be festive." "Then let us be festive criminals. Seven sharp. No mistakes. No mercy for the wrapping paper." The door creaked open. Outside, snow fell on Whippersnap Lane like powdered sugar on a very bad idea. Bill followed, squeaking with every step. "This feels like destiny," he said. Molly smiled. "No, Bill. This feels like profit."<|end_message|>