Run: 2026-07-25-01KYCW770SZH8JYB6KJ9C99WE3

"Balloon arch?" "Don't be stupid, Bill. Balloons pop. We'll crawl through the cake tunnel." "There's no tunnel." "There's a bouncy castle. We'll vault it." "You'd vault a castle?" "I'd vault your patience. Listen." "I'm listening with my ears." "Kids drop presents near the throne. We'll wear clown noses." "Clowns steal?" "Clowns distract. You juggle. I grab." "Juggle? I can barely walk." "Walk like a penguin. The parents watch the magician." "There's a magician?" "There's always a magician at these things. He pulls a bunny from his hat. We pull trophies from the table." "The table has a tablecloth with dinosaurs." "Perfect camouflage. We'll be dinosaurs in the dark." "We're not dinosaurs." "We're evolutionary winners. Six p.m. sharp." "You said five." "Five is for amateurs. Six is for legends." "Where do we stash it?" "In the piñata. We'll hit it on the way out." "That requires a stick." "I brought a stick." "It's a straw." "It's a flexible strategy. Now shut up and practice your honk." "I'm terrified." "Fear is just excitement without a plan. We have a plan, a piñata, and two very suspicious noses." "Should we rehearse the getaway?" "Unicycle parked behind the slide. Don't fall in the ball pit." "Too late. I live in a ball pit emotionally." "Then roll, Bill. Roll like destiny."<|end_message|>