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Molly kicked the duffel bag across the motel carpet and pointed at Bill’s sandwich. “Bill, listen. The Henderson kid turns six on Saturday. Six. That means at least forty presents, probably wrapped in paper so shiny it qualifies as a fire hazard.” Bill looked up, chewing. “Forty?” “Minimum. I scoped the invite list at the grocery store. Three kindergarten classes, two sets of grandparents, and an aunt who runs a toy store. It’s a pyramid scheme of Lego and regret.” Bill swallowed slowly. “We’re breaking into a birthday party.” “We’re reclaiming capital from the tiny elite. You want to keep eating cold cuts, or do you want to fence a remote-control dinosaur?” “I want both. Can I have both?” “Focus. The party starts at two. Cake at three. By three-fifteen every kid is sugar-crazed and blind to strangers. We go in as entertainers.” Bill sat up straighter. “Entertainers?” “Magicians. You do that coin-behind-the-ear thing with your left hand because your right still smells like tuna.” “It’s a classic trick.” “It’s pathetic. But the parents will be distracted by the illusion, and I’ll load the gift table into garbage bags. Simple.” Bill frowned. “Where’s the gift table?” “Under the piñata. Obviously.” Bill blinked. “There’s a piñata?” “Hanging from the garage beam. Full of candy and poor life choices. We don’t touch it. We take the boxes.” “What if there’s a bouncy castle?” “Then you bounce out with the goods. I need agility, Bill, not philosophy.” Bill rubbed his temples. “This feels wrong. They’re children.” “They’re consumers in training. Every present in that room was bought with money that should have funded our retirement. Or at least my retirement. You don’t save.” “I bought this sandwich.” “Exactly. Priorities. Now, costumes.” Bill groaned. “Costumes?” “I’m thinking clown. Classic misdirection.” “Clowns are terrifying.” “Perfect. Terror equals compliance. You wear the nose. I’ll wear the wig.” “The red wig?” “The one that makes me look like a failed circus act. Yes. We enter at two-ten, perform for eight minutes, then vanish with the haul during the piñata chaos.” Bill stood and paced the cramped room. “What if they catch us?” “Who? A six-year-old? They’ll think we’re part of the nightmare.” “I’m serious, Molly.” “So am I. The gate is unlocked. The parents drink mimosas in the kitchen. The dog is named Sprinkles and weighs four pounds. This is not Ocean’s Eleven. This is snack time with criminals.” Bill stopped near the window. “How do we carry forty presents?” “Garbage bags, Bill. Black ones. We look like we’re taking out trash. Which, technically, we are. Emotional trash for the birthday boy.” “He’ll cry.” “He’ll learn. Life is disappointment wrapped in colorful paper.” Bill sighed and reached for his jacket. “The coin trick needs work.” “Practice on your sandwich. And remember—no talking to the kids. They ask too many questions.” “What if one asks my name?” “You’re Bubbles the Sad Magician.” “Bubbles?” “It pairs with your personality. Wet and disappointing.” Bill grabbed the duffel. “You’re awful.” “And you’re in. Let’s steal some joy, Bill.” Molly zipped the bag with a grin. “Meet me at the van at one thirty. And Bill—if you eat all the snacks before we get inside, I’ll leave you in the bouncy castle.” Bill nodded, sandwich in hand, already practicing the coin trick behind his ear. “Bubbles hates everyone,” he muttered. “That’s the spirit,” Molly said, flipping the wig onto her head. “Now let’s go rob a six-year-old blind.”