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Molly stared at the blue vinyl bounce house shuddering in the suburban wind like a bloated and vengeful jellyfish. Are you entirely certain this is where Lord Pemberton stashes the bearer bonds, Bill whispered while desperately adjusting his oversized Elmo mascot head. He is six today and his father launders cartel cash through a chain of artisanal goat yoga studios, Molly hissed back through her own grinning SpongeBob foam jaws. Bill nervously scratched his orange plush neck. I just thought we would be hitting a Swiss bank or at worst a heavily fortified museum with lasers. Instead we are infiltrating a backyard catastrophe fueled entirely by juice boxes and unchecked toddler rage, Molly said, checking her stopwatch. Now synchronize your Timex watches because the pinata gets pulverized in precisely four minutes. Will there be armed resistance from the seven year olds, Bill asked, his voice trembling inside the furry helmet. Only if you try to take little Braxton's juice box, she warned. Remember the drill. We bypass the petting zoo, distract the catering clown with a forged balloon animal warrant, and liberate every single wrapped box from the gift table. What about the loot bag distribution protocol, Bill inquired, shifting his weight on sneakers that squeaked with alarming volume on the pristine lawn. We ignore the juice boxes and focus strictly on electronics, gift cards, and anything that rattles like expensive jewelry, Molly commanded. Do not get distracted by the cupcake tower. I make poor choices under pressure, Molly, he whimpered. Cupcakes are my emotional kryptonite. Focus, Bill, because the bouncy castle gate is lifting and the sugar crash is about to hit them all at once. Bill sighed deeply, the sound muffled by yards of synthetic red fur. Lead on, master criminal. May the gods of petty larceny have mercy on our souls. They crept forward past a flamingo lawn ornament that Molly kicked into a bush with ruthless efficiency. The sweet scent of cheap sheet cake hung heavy in the humid afternoon air, masking the distinct aroma of impending doom. Look at them eating tiny triangles of crustless peanut butter sandwiches with such unearned arrogance, Molly whispered with pure disdain. We will show them the cruel realities of capitalism soon enough, Bill agreed, raising his padded paw in a shaky salute. Quiet, someone is coming out of the kitchen bearing fresh juice, she commanded, shoving her sponge bob nose deeper into the shadows of the patio umbrella. Bill froze instantly, successfully blending in with a cluster of helium balloons shaped like a cartoon shark. They watched with bated breath as an exhausted mother in yoga pants deposited a fresh tray of fruit skewers onto the mahogany table. As soon as she turned her back, Molly leaped forward like a neon yellow ninja of suburban theft. Grab the big silver box with the glitter bow, she hissed, sweeping an entire armful of loot into her oversized burlap sack. Bill snatched a suspiciously heavy rectangular package that rattled with the unmistakable sound of stolen vintage Rolex watches. I think we actually pulled this off, Bill gasped happily as they dove headfirst into the neighbor's hydrangeas. Don't celebrate yet, she muttered, pulling a squished cupcake out of his fur. The getaway driver is eating all the artisanal donuts again.