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Molly adjusted the ridiculously fluffy pink tutu over her tactical harness and glared at her partner. Bill was currently wedged inside a custom-built, heavily armored inflatable castle that smelled strongly of stale sweat and cheap foot-spray. They were parked in a suburban cul-de-sac behind a very aggressive golden retriever that looked like it wanted to chew through their getaway sedan. Bill, are you stuck in the bounce house again? I am not stuck, I am assessing the structural integrity of our primary infiltration vector. My hips are merely embracing the vinyl. Your hips are currently violating a licensed SpongeBob property and the five-year-olds arrive in twenty minutes. Get out of the yellow squeak-zone. I cannot simply exit, Molly, I am wedged between Patrick Star and the slide of doom. Besides, the target is magnificent. Look at that mountain of wrapping paper. Bill peered through the mesh netting at a towering pyramid of cardboard boxes stacked high in the suburban living room, shimmering with metallic bows and unicorn wrapping paper. Rumor had it that little Madison's uncle was a crypto-millionaire with a penchant for bizarrely extravagant toy procurement. It is a monument to capitalist excess, Bill whispered with genuine reverence. I heard there is a remote-controlled bulldozer that actually dispenses warm chocolate milk. I do not care about the milk dispenser, I care about the diamond-encrusted TI-84 graphing calculator her eccentric aunt bought her out of spite. Focus. What is the status of the clown? Bozo or the professional panic-inducer outside making balloon animals? The one juggling live ferrets near the garage. He has been neutralized by my superior intellect and a juice box. You gave a feral circus performer a Capri Sun? It was fruit punch, Molly. It works like chloroform on carnies. Now, help me unclip my tactical belt from the velcro trap of righteousness. Molly sighed, grabbing a handful of Bill’s spandex-clad shoulder and hauling him backward until he popped out of the bounce house like a champagne cork, landing hard in a pile of discarded juice boxes. He stood up, brushed off a stray piece of confetti, and checked his stopwatch. We strike precisely when they start singing the cleanup song, Bill declared, adjusting his clown nose for camouflage. I have the decoy piñata loaded with expired coupons. You brought coupons for a dry cleaner that went out of business in nineteen-ninety-four? They are vintage, Molly. It adds psychological warfare to the heist. Now give me the grappling hook shaped like a plastic flamingo and let us go steal some Lego sets. They sprinted toward the sliding glass door, two professional criminals dressed like exceptionally dangerous birthday party guests, ready to ruin the most important Tuesday of Madison's life.