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"You want to rob little kids? Are you insane?" "It's not robbery, Bill. It's strategic redistribution." "Of birthday gifts?" "We wear the mascot suits." "It's a clown theme, Molly." "So? You'd be terrifying in burlap too." "I'm not crawling through a bouncy castle for Legos." "There are electronics in those gift bags." "You peeked in the bags already?" "I did reconnaissance." "Reconnaissance of a five-year-old's living room?" "Exactly. Three Xbox boxes." "The parents will notice." "We're the entertainment, remember? Juggle, distract, vanish." "I can't juggle." "Then honk a horn." "I'm allergic to latex." "So am I. We'll wear gloves." "How do we carry thirty presents?" "We brought the giant sack, genius." "You brought a sack labeled 'STOLEN PRESENTS'?" "Only on the inside." "You're unhinged." "And you're complaining about free loot at a clown convention." "This is a home party." "Same logistics." "The cake is guarded by a grandma." "Distract her." "With what? My face?" "You've got a point." "So we're out?" "We're in, Bill. Pass me the giant shoes." "These smell like regret." "Everything smells like victory, Bill." "Can I at least keep one teddy bear?" "Absolutely not." "I hate you." "Keep the horn, Bill." "Fine." "Good." "Let's go steal Christmas from toddlers." "It's a birthday party, Bill." "Even worse."