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Molly slammed the glitter-bomb invitation onto the rusted workbench. "Read it. Out loud. With theatrical despair." Bill adjusted his glasses and squinted. "Children's Extravaganza. Saturday, two p.m. Bouncy castle. Magician named Zizzle. RSVP to a mom named Karen." "Keep going." "Gift table near garage. No adults after three. Full access to thirty unguarded minors and approximately one metric ton of plastic." Molly grinned. "You missed the best part." Bill scanned. "Sprinkles the dog will be present?" "That dog is our lookout failure. No, Bill—forty presents. One teenage babysitter. Zero security." Bill scratched his graying beard. "We are planning to rob a birthday party?" "It's not robbery if we enter through a gate with code one-two-three-four." "That is the definition of unauthorized entry with convenience." Molly unfurled a crumpled map. "Side yard, past the inflatable obstacle course—" "The bouncy castle is an obstacle?" "If you're over two hundred pounds. For us, it's decoration." Bill leaned closer. "There's a magician, Mol. Magicians understand misdirection. That's our job." "Zizzle pulls doves from sleeves. Meanwhile, I pull Xboxes from gift bags." "He might have an assistant." "Then we recruit her. Teenagers always need cash for platform boots." Bill stood, pacing between stacked crates. "This feels wrong. We're professionals. Last month we cracked a vault." "We cracked a vending machine with a coat hanger. Got three granola bars." "Worth it for the principle." "These gifts include a drone, Bill. A drone for a child who still eats paste." "So we're saving society?" "We're saving our retirement fund." Bill pointed at the invite. "There's a dog named Sprinkles." "Golden retriever. Loves cheddar." "You researched the dog?" "It's intelligence gathering." Bill rubbed his eyes. "I'm bringing pepper spray." "For a golden retriever?" "For Madison. The sitter. She's sixteen, wears boots with steel toes, and has three hundred thousand followers for dance videos." Molly pulled on her black gloves. "Exactly. She's distracted by her phone. You distract her with charm." "I have no charm." "Then lie about having a podcast. Teenagers respect podcasts." Bill groaned. "What if a kid sees us?" "Kids classify adults as teachers, dentists, or intruders. We'll be caterers." "We're not caterers." "We bring a decoy cake. Walk in holding buttercream. Nobody questions cake." Bill's jaw dropped. "We steal cake?" "No, that's our cover charge. We deposit cake, extract gifts, vanish." "Risky." "Molly, risk is our brand." "It's not. Your brand is questionable life choices." She zipped her duffel. "Friday, recon. Wear a cardigan. Cry near the magic show. Grab gifts while Zizzle's back is turned." "And if he turns around?" "Then applaud loudly and shout, 'How'd he do that?' Magicians live for applause. He'll forget we exist." Bill grabbed his coat. "If we get caught, I'm blaming the dog." "If we get caught, we'll be in Mexico with forty LEGO sets." "Some require batteries." "Then we'll steal those too." She winked. "Let's go liberate some happiness."