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Molly flattened the pastel invitation against the van’s cracked dashboard, her gloved finger tracing the glitter. "Bill, this children’s party lists forty guests. That means forty presents. Minimum." Bill stared at the pink balloons printed on thick cardstock. "We’re robbing a clown convention?" "Birthday bash," Molly corrected, tapping the address in black ink. "There will be cake, chaos, and plastic garbage parents clearly overpaid for. We stroll inside disguised as entertainers." Bill tugged his stained collar with two nervous fingers. "My entire wardrobe consists of regret and one denim jacket." "Wear the stolen magician cape from the warehouse job. You’ll be Bill the Baffling. I’ll be the balloon artist with questionable ethics." Bill winced, cracking his knuckles loudly. "Balloon animals require fingers that cooperate with sanity." "Fake every twist. Once inside, we endure the piñata death match, then sack the gift table during the inevitable sugar crash." Bill shifted on the cold seat. "What if some hyper-alert parent notices two strangers hauling garbage bags?" Molly loaded three empty sacks onto the floor. "We tell them it’s part of the treasure hunt. Kids are gullible. Parents are distracted by frosting and phones. We vanish through the kitchen before anyone blows out candles." Bill zipped his jacket, the cape swirling like a sad curtain. "This feels like absolute rock bottom." "Lower," Molly said, pocketing the invite with a smirk. "We’re stealing from children who still write letters to Santa. But those unopened Lego sets? Pure, untraceable profit." Bill pulled the sliding door open, cold air rushing inside. "Fine. Let’s go ruin some childhoods with professional efficiency."