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Molly stared at the laminated invitation like it was a classified dossier from MI6. It is pink, Bill, she whispered, her voice tight with professional dread. It has a glittery unicorn on it. Do you understand the tactical nightmare we are walking into? It is just a birthday party, Molly, Bill replied, adjusting his ill-fitting tweed jacket. We bypass the juice box barricade, neutralize the pinata, and secure the loot. In and out before the cake is cut. You say that, but you are forgetting the perimeter security, Molly hissed, pacing across the sticky linoleum of their safehouse. Seven-year-olds are feral, Bill. They are hopped up on red dye number forty and tiny cardboard boxes of apple juice. They lack impulse control and they possess the upper body strength of angry chimps. We have a van, Bill countered, crossing his arms. And we have heavy-duty contractor garbage bags. The element of surprise is entirely ours. Who expects international cat burglars at a princess-themed gathering? No one, Bill, because sane criminals steal diamonds, not forty-three slightly damp plastic toy sets and a remote-controlled dinosaur that will inevitably break by Tuesday, Molly groaned, pressing her palms against her temples. My reputation is shot. I used to crack Swiss vaults. Now I am casing bouncy castles. Focus on the prize, Bill said, tapping a finger on the stolen master schedule. The VIP presents are under the crepe paper streamer canopy. Aunt Brenda brought the good stuff. We are talking about brand-name Lego sets, Molly. Not the off-brand garbage. The licensed ones. Lego, Molly muttered, her eyes narrowing as greed briefly warred with her professional dignity. Star Wars or City? City, Bill whispered reverently. Complete with a motorized police station. Molly let out a long, defeated sigh, her shoulders slumping as she reached for her grappling hook. God help us if they deploy the juice boxes. I brought the wet wipes, but you are carrying the bags. That's the spirit, partner, Bill grinned, pulling a sparkly pink tiara over his balding head to blend in with the tactical environment. Let us go ruin some childhoods.