Run: 2026-07-25-01KYCYN7GNSJM5NY2J7MWXTYE9

"We're stealing every present?" "Every single one, Molly." "Even the bouncy castle?" "It's an inflatable, Bill." "Right, but is it wrapped?" "No one wraps air." "Good point. Pass the glitter." "Why do we need glitter?" "Distraction tactic." "We're breaking into a five-year-old's party." "Exactly. Chaos is already there." "You're right. What's our cover?" "We're balloon artists." "We don't know balloon animals." "Then we're very disappointing ones." "Brilliant. What's the exit strategy?" "We run with the loot bag while screaming 'It's not our fault!'" "That works for everything we've done." "True. Do we take the cake?" "Are you insane? Yes." "Chocolate or vanilla?" "Both. Always both." "Agreed. Tools?" "Duct tape, a duffel, and my dignity." "You lost that in 2019." "Rude but fair. Timing?" "When they sing happy birthday." "Perfect. Everyone's distracted." "Except the kid blowing candles." "He'll be too emotional to stop us." "Should we wear masks?" "Of course. Clowns." "Clowns? At a party?" "Who'd suspect clowns stealing gifts?" "Nobody expects a sad clown heist." "Exactly. Let's move." "Wait, what's the safe word?" "If anyone yells 'pinata,' we panic and scatter." "Done. Ready, partner?" "As ready as a clown with duct tape ever is."