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Molly flattened the crayon map against the sticky diner table with the gravity of someone defusing a nuclear device rather than planning to raid a children's birthday party. The paper clung to her sleeve with mysterious purple residue that Bill chose to believe was grape juice and not something requiring medical attention. "Window of opportunity is strictly cake-to-piñata," she announced, jabbing at a timeline decorated with glitter unicorn stickers. "Twelve minutes flat. Maybe push to fifteen if the magician's card tricks are genuinely terrible." Bill pulled his black ski mask up to his eyebrows, already perspiring in the October chill. "Molly, we're discussing Paw Patrol wrapping paper. Not the Crown Jewels." "Quantity over quality, partner. Forty invited children means forty grandparents hemorrhaging cash for plastic garbage. We're projecting five figures in secondhand resale if we move smart and avoid the board games with missing pieces." She circled a crude drawing of an inflatable castle with the intensity of a general marking troop positions. Bill squinted at the annotations, several of which featured disturbing depictions of balloons. "The perimeter is literally a bouncy castle. How do we breach without rupturing our ankles?" "Service entrance adjacent to the dumpster. I conducted reconnaissance Tuesday during toddler yoga." Bill's spoon stopped midway to his mouth. "You cased the joint during downward dog?" "Excellent cover for surveillance," Molly said, pulling two walkie-talkies shaped like cheerful dinosaurs from her backpack. "Channel four. Code names are non-negotiable: I'm Glitter Bomb, you're Sad Clown." "I'm absolutely not wearing a red nose." "Then you're Sad Clown with dignity intact. Maintain professionalism." She slid a duffel bag printed with cartoon T-rexes across the booth. "Gear verification. Black turtleneck?" "Present." "Grappling apparatus?" Bill produced a plastic coat hanger bent into geometry that barely suggested hooks. "Present, technically." "Acceptable. The bounty is stacked beside the throne—yes, an actual inflatable throne—supervised by one part-time teenager named Kyle who vapes behind the plastic slide." Bill sank deeper into the vinyl seat. "Children bite, Molly. I watched a documentary." "We have a decoy strategy. I secured an inflatable pony." Bill choked on his coffee. "You rented a what?" "Not biological. You enter riding it, generate strategic chaos, parents will scream about liability waivers, and I sweep the present table like a phantom." Molly leaned back with surgical smugness. "While they're distracted by the horse that technically wasn't on the invitation, we're evaporating with LEGO architecture and remote-controlled trucks." Bill stared at her, then at the map, then at his lukewarm coffee with profound existential sorrow. "This is objectively the stupidest heist of our careers." "Last month you attempted to hijack a food truck using only a banana." "That banana was psychological warfare!" "Precisely. You're learning strategic thinking." She pushed a black party hat across the table—studded with a rhinestone skull that somehow made it worse. "Don this. We blend with the pandemonium." Bill placed it on his head. The elastic snapped violently against his chin. "I genuinely despise you." "No, you despise that we're criminal prodigies." Molly stood, zipping her leather jacket with theatrical flair. "Departure in twenty minutes. And Bill?" "Yes?" "If anyone inquires about our relationship, we're Uncle Dave and Aunt..." She paused, searching her mental files. "Your actual middle name?" "It's Bill." "Outstanding. Aunt Bill has a nice ring. Very mysterious." He grabbed the coat hanger with resignation. "Let's execute this nightmare before I develop an unexpected moral compass." Molly grinned, already pivoting toward the exit with the energy of someone who had never questioned a bad decision. "That's my Sad Clown. Let's go steal joy from people who still believe in the tooth fairy."