Run: 2026-07-25-01KYD4NTHSNB4VN8BAEXD048DT

Molly slammed the blueprints onto the table. "Okay, Bill, Operation Happy Birthday is a go. We go in through the bounce house." Bill stared. "Are we really robbing a six-year-old, Molly? That's a new low, even for us." "Don't be dramatic. It's twenty six-year-olds. Think of the haul. Legos, PlayStations, gift cards!" "We steal jewels, Molly. Diamonds. Not juice boxes and action figures." "Jewels don't have a gift receipt. The presents are upstairs, in the bedroom, unguarded. Except for the clown." "Oh great, a clown. Tell me it's not that scary one from 5th Street." "It's exactly that clown, Bill. But I brought extra squirting flowers to neutralize him." "So what's the plan? We dress as entertainers?" "Exactly. You are Mr. Wiggles the Magician. I am Captain Cupcake. We grab the loot during musical chairs." "And if we get caught?" "We cry and say our mommy forgot to pick us up." Bill sighed. "That's your master plan? Weaponized crying?" "Trust me, Bill, no parent wants to deal with two sobbing adults at a kid's party." "Okay fine I'm in but I want the big robot." She grinned. "Deal, but I get all the cake." "You always get the cake."