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"Molly, remind me why we're robbing a birthday party." "Because, Bill, rich parents panic-buy ridiculously expensive presents." "So we sneak past the clown, grab the gifts, and leave before cake?" "Exactly. In through the garden, out before the magician produces evidence." "What if a kid sees us?" "Smile, say you're the present inspector, then run like moral bankruptcy." "And the piñata?" "Decoy. Whack it, shout 'surprise tax audit,' vanish with the bicycles." "Bill, that's deeply unkind." "Molly, we once stole a sandwich from a mime; we have no floor." "Fine, but no puppy this time." "You still miss that puppy." "He barked in Morse code, Bill. He exposed us." "Focus. Balloons mean cameras, clowns mean chaos, grandma means getaway driver." "Grandma agreed?" "She thinks we're collecting donations for brave little orphans." "We are the orphans, technically." "Spiritually, absolutely. Now lace your squeaky shoes." "Why squeaky?" "So if we get caught, everyone assumes we're part of the show." "Genius." "Or doomed." "Same thing at children's parties. Ready?" "No. Mask on anyway?" "Obviously. Today we steal joy, tomorrow we return receipts." "Bill?" "Fine, we keep joy and donate wrapping paper." "Compromise accepted. To crime!" "To extremely minor, mostly harmless crime!" "For snacks."