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Molly crouched behind the hedge across from number seven, watching paper hats bob through the window like ducks at a shooting gallery. Bill lay beside her in a stolen waiter jacket, black socks up to his knees, eyes shining with the solemn greed of a raccoon near cake. Inside, twenty children screamed at a magician pulling ribbons from a volunteer ear. On the lawn sat the bounty: bicycles wrapped in silver, a dragon piñata fat with candy, gift bags stacked like a rainbow bank vault. Molly whispered, “We enter as balloon artists, not burglars.” Bill said, “Fine, but I refuse tiny shoes.” Molly added, “Wear sandals, look festive, please.” Bill muttered, “Absolutely not.” The plan was elegant in the way gravy is elegant. At three, the clown would faint from gin. Bill would wheel in a cake hollow enough for treasure. Molly would charm the parents with business cards naming them Sir Splat and Lady Noodle. Nobody suspects whimsy. Then came the flaw: the birthday girl spotted Bill’s mustache sliding south and pointed with terrible accuracy. Molly smiled at every mother present while privately promoting the fire escape from exit to sweetheart and christening the bouncy castle their getaway coach.