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"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Molly taped the ski mask to Bill's face with frantic precision. "We're breaking into a kid's birthday party." "Come on, Mo, live a little," Bill said, adjusting his own mask. "Think of the profit margin. Parents spend serious coin on these things." "The napkins have unicorns on them," Molly hissed, eyeing the pastel-colored decorations scattered across their getaway van. "Unicorns, Bill." "Focus. How many kids typically attend these events?" "Why do you need to know?" "For planning purposes." Molly counted on her fingers. "Okay, maybe twelve? Thirteen if it's a popular kid." "And the gift situation?" "Wrapped presents, probably sitting on a table near the cake." "Near the cake?" "Molly, you're overthinking this." "I'm not overthinking it! Last time we robbed a place, you said 'it'll be easy' and then we spent three hours stuck in a ventilation shaft because you forgot about the motion sensors." "That was different. This is a children's party. What kind of security system do they have? Probably just a bunch of eight-year-olds with laser pointers." "The point is, we need a plan." "Fine. What's the entry strategy?" "We wait until everyone's distracted by the piñata, then we grab the gifts and run." "Brilliant. And how do we carry out twelve to thirteen presents?" "That's—what are you thinking?" "I'm thinking we might need to prioritize. Which gifts are worth the most?" "All of them, Bill. That's the whole point." "No, no, think strategically. Electronics, name-brand toys, anything cashmere." "They're five years old, Bill. They want action figures and art supplies." "Exactly! Action figures retain value. Limited edition stuff." Molly stared at him. "You want to steal birthday presents from children so we can resell them on eBay?" "Molly, I've been in this business for twenty years. I know what sells." "And I've been in this business for five minutes, but somehow I'm the voice of reason." "Look, can we just focus? What's our exit strategy?" "Our exit strategy is the same as every job: we leave before anyone notices we're gone." "But the parents will notice missing presents." "Not if we're quick enough." "How quick are we talking?" "Five minutes, tops." "Five minutes to steal a dozen presents from a room full of children?" "Molly, relax. I've done this a hundred times." "When have you ever stolen from children?" "That's beside the point." "That's exactly the point!" Bill sighed dramatically. "Fine. What's your brilliant alternative?" "We don't do this job. We rob a bank instead." "A bank? Molly, that's insane." "Compared to stealing Christmas from a bunch of kindergarteners? Absolutely."