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Molly crouched behind a dumpster, arms crossed, watching the bakery’s front window. Bill emerged from the alley, adjusting a ridiculous-looking wire contraption on his hip. “You sure this thing works?” he asked, holding up a device that resembled a toaster with antennae. “It’s a sonic disruptor,” Molly said, rolling her eyes. “It’ll make the doorbell ring itself. Distract the staff long enough for us to—” “Steal all the presents?” Bill finished, nodding. “Yes, I remember. The ‘Operation: Ho-Ho-Hold-Up’ plan. It’s got *zing*.” “Don’t ‘zing’ at me. We’ve got one hour before the party starts. The target is the corner table with the red-and-gold gift pile. No guards, no cameras, just—” “Just what?” Bill trailed off, peering at the bakery’s entrance. “Just a bunch of toddlers and their parents. Should be easy.” “Unless they notice us.” “They won’t. We’re *invisible*.” Bill snorted. “Right. And I’m the Queen of England.” “Focus. You’ll be on the roof with the drone, right?” “Affirmative. I’ll fly it in, drop the smoke bomb, and—” “Smoke bomb? Why not a flashbang? Or a kazoo?” “Too loud. Smoke bomb’s subtlety is key.” “Subtlety isn’t your strong suit. Remember the ‘Great Cheese Heist of 2022’?” “I prefer to call it ‘strategic cheese redistribution.’” Molly smirked, then paused. “What if someone sees us? What if the parents—” “They’ll be too busy chasing their kids to notice two guys in black.” “Or what if the kids spot us?” Bill grinned. “Then we’ll be the coolest intruders they’ve ever met.” “Charming. Okay, the plan is: you distract, I grab the gifts, we meet at the getaway van.” “Van? I thought we were using the—” “The *van*, Bill. Not the ‘boring escape thingy.’” He sighed dramatically. “Fine. But if we’re caught, I’m blaming you.” “Deal. Now, let’s move. And for the love of all that’s holy, don’t touch anything.” They slipped through the bakery’s side door, which swung open with a creak. Inside, balloons bobbed overhead, and a banner read *“Happy 5th Birthday, Timmy!”* “This is it,” Bill whispered, climbing onto a shelf. “The perfect vantage point.” “Perfect? There’s a *birthday cake* in the center of the room. How are we supposed to ignore that?” “Distraction technique. We’ll pretend we’re admiring the cake.” “Right. Because nothing says ‘professional thief’ like oohing over sprinkles.” Before Molly could reply, a child’s voice rang out: “Uncle Gary! Uncle Gary, look! A man in a trench coat!” They froze. A man in a trench coat stood in the doorway, holding a cupcake. Behind him, Timmy tugged on his sleeve. “Uncle Gary? That’s… that’s *you*, Mr. Snuggles?” the kid asked. Molly’s eye twitched. “Oh, for—” “Relax,” Bill hissed, pulling out the sonic disruptor. “Let’s give them a *real* show.” He pressed a button. The device whirred, then emitted a sound like a dying kazoo. The baker blinked. “What in the—?” “Distracted!” Molly hissed, snatching a gift bag. “Now, *now*!” But as they raced toward the exit, Bill tripped over a streamer, sending a tower of presents tumbling. “Molly!” “I’m *working* here!” They scrambled to their feet, gifts scattering, as Uncle Gary laughed. “You kids always did love your presents. Even from strangers.” Molly grabbed the nearest box. “On the count of three, we vanish.” “One—” “Two—” “Three—” They bolted into the alley, a box of stuffed animals clutched in Molly’s arms. “Well,” Bill panted, “that was *almost* a success.” “Don’t push it. Let’s never speak of this again.” “Agreed. Until next time.” “Next time, we’re stealing *food*.” “Food is *always* a win.”